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Agreed.

It just turned my stomach- that particular claim. I feel sorry for people out there trusting enough to fall for this and their other tactics to buy on the basis of false and fanciful, and fancifully false claims like the dog one. They did the same again this morning reading out the Peter the Cat one from Muriel in Neasden. The place is a circus. I just hope like the various Ombudsmen do - they get charged an investigation fee. Still, they’d probably pay it off in canes and bacon scent if they did.
They have no morals doing this kind of thing. OK, we all have a giggle at their goings-on, but when it comes to trying to dupe people, especially as many people are lonely and perhaps vulnerable and watch shopping telly for company, then that's where the line's drawn. I don't know how they sleep at night, but no doubt they do (and probably on an IW mattress, too).
 
Who sent that Muriel in Neasden text? Saying some beauty tool helped her 23 year old cat Peter’s arthritic paws?? They only read it out.. The bounder wants stringing up. Not with Ideal World string, though. Better quality string.
Does Peter the cat exist? (Hmm....I'll get back to you). Does Muriel exist? (Er....pass!). I feel sorry for the old boy if he has got arthritic paws, but the jury's out on this one.

There is a place called Neasden, though. So they were right about that. You can't have everything.
 
They have no morals doing this kind of thing. OK, we all have a giggle at their goings-on, but when it comes to trying to dupe people, especially as many people are lonely and perhaps vulnerable and watch shopping telly for company, then that's where the line's drawn. I don't know how they sleep at night, but no doubt they do (and probably on an IW mattress, too).
But which mattress?
A memory foam mattress - they're like sleeping on a cloud, except if an "expert" tells you they're too hot.
Or a hybrid - as long as you've done a bowling ball test.
You don't want springs, unless an 'expert' tells you springs are needed.
Or, if there's a Y in the day, a mulberry silk mattress is best.

Overall, you're best multi-buying the mattresses and piling them up.
Means you can only get into bed using one of the folding ladders, ok, but well worth it
 
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HI, IS THAT CLIVE?
umm, yes? who is this speaking, please?
IT'S BRENDA. YOUR SISTER.
Brenda!? We've not spoken in 15 years…not since the bid up dot tv gemstone globe fiasco…
I THOUGHT I'D RING TO SAY
—Sorry? Well, that's big of you. After all these years, I appreciate that, Brend.
NO, NOT APOLOGISE. IT'S MIKE…
mike? who's that? do I know him?
HE'S GOT THE LIGHTS BACK.
lights? I really don't follow, and you also haven't apologis…
HE SAID TO CALL.
I don't know who he is, Brenda. And that globe was worth less than I paid…
—CLIVE: THE WEB'S GONE BESERK. I'VE GOT TO GO…
Go? Where?
TO THE PHONE.
But you're on the phone?
EXACTLY.
 
He got deluged with emails asking for the pillowcases - now they've sold out!!

And then he had 100 emails asking for solar lights :LOL::LOL:

Maybe if I email [email protected] and ask why he keeps tugging at his collar, he'll get the goddess to buy him a new shirt
I find it entirely believable that people are asking when certain products will be broadcast next, even though said products can be found on 1,000,000,000,000 other retailer websites.
 
I've just been escorted out of Asda.

I tried a little experiment.

I walked into the store wearing a Vostok watch on my left wrist, William Hunt watch on my right wrist and emmmm a S&E watch somewhere else. I wanted to test the theory of people coming up to enquire about the watches.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. After 20 mins of walking up and down the aisles, not ONE person approached me :(

Granted I was naked, but even then no one so much as glanced at the watches!
 
I've just been escorted out of Asda.

I tried a little experiment.

I walked into the store wearing a Vostok watch on my left wrist, William Hunt watch on my right wrist and emmmm a S&E watch somewhere else. I wanted to test the theory of people coming up to enquire about the watches.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing. After 20 mins of walking up and down the aisles, not ONE person approached me :(

Granted I was naked, but even then no one so much as glanced at the watches!
I wore my prestigious Earnshaw down to the pub.
Not only did people notice it, not only did they comment, not only did they make remarks, ok, alright. The comments were flying out.

They were all of the same mind - "why on earth did you buy that bit of tat?"
 
The doctor's at it now - as he stumbles over describing NUBEO watches, "this is going to start so many conversations" :ROFLMAO:

He really is poor at this - can't master the bluster and nonsense Ofthemasons and Dirty Peter have made their own.
"We only have 100 of these........oh, we only have one" "look at that, just look, look at that".
He's almost begging the viewer to "ave a buy" - anyone? someone? no? Ok, let's play music.
 
The doctor's at it now - as he stumbles over describing NUBEO watches, "this is going to start so many conversations" :ROFLMAO:

He really is poor at this - can't master the bluster and nonsense Ofthemasons and Dirty Peter have made their own.
"We only have 100 of these........oh, we only have one" "look at that, just look, look at that".
He's almost begging the viewer to "ave a buy" - anyone? someone? no? Ok, let's play music.
He's got Duchump coming up next, I'm sure they put these watches on late at night when they think we aren't watching. Or maybe, someone might come home from the pub pis*ed up and have a cheeky purchase! He goes out drinking with Christophe 🤣🤣🤣🤣
 

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