Mommabear
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It really annoys me when he says pound instead of pounds, well it's really just another annoyance on top of all the others!
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Also he says, as I say an awful lot, it drives me mad. I can't watch him for too long now, he's a complete and utter tool, and that's being polite.
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I was the same with Mason when he spoke about returns, he would say take it to your local ASDAS instead of ASDA.
Mommabear
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Yeah very annoyingI was the same with Mason when he spoke about returns, he would say take it to your local ASDAS instead of ASDA.
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Same stock phrases and mispronounced words of his constantly day after day, I can’t watch him anymore at all. I can feel my blood starting to boil thinking about him
That recent video that was shown of him visible in the wings doing his own intro just sums the prat up.If they do any ladies Vostoks, I might get one for our Muriel.
I was going to give her one of my Earnshaws but have decided they're not only extraordinary timepeices but they're family heirlooms. I need to buy her something less presitgious.
Peter will tell me if they're water resistant to 50 metres or more - handy for rinsing the coffee cups
I was going to give her one of my Earnshaws but have decided they're not only extraordinary timepeices but they're family heirlooms. I need to buy her something less presitgious.
Peter will tell me if they're water resistant to 50 metres or more - handy for rinsing the coffee cups
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It's good for your nails, (notice his varnished, possibly veneered nails), it's good for your hair (ignore his bald patch), it's good for your skin (ignore the fact he's had cosmetic treatment). Makes you wonder why he spends so much money on Collagen (if he does)
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She seems to like glossy as the glossy tights matched her face.
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Looks like an VE anchar on tonights show, Peter sporting the yellow one.
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His eyebrows seem to be getting higher everytime he’s on. Looks like a constipated owl.
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Oh gawd, he's got problems swallowing now.
Vitamin patches for sale = classic P. Simon rambling.
"Not only if you have arthritis"
"If you're like me and have problems swallowing" - fnarr fnarr.
"Not only are these award-winning"
"I've been doing a lot of research" - as he stares down reading from a bit of paper.
"As I say, they're a patch you put on"
"Quite a few of you texting in to say you use them.....terrific buy".
It's nonsense off the scale as he tries to pronounces Glucosamine and Chondroitin.
"Not only if you have arthritis"
"If you're like me and have problems swallowing" - fnarr fnarr.
"Not only are these award-winning"
"I've been doing a lot of research" - as he stares down reading from a bit of paper.
"As I say, they're a patch you put on"
"Quite a few of you texting in to say you use them.....terrific buy".
It's nonsense off the scale as he tries to pronounces Glucosamine and Chondroitin.
