Random musings and general banter.

galesgal57 said:

What I can't understand, why can't the presenters demonstrate vacuum cleaners, mops etc themselves. Can they not speak and move around at the same time?

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short answer, no they can't. They're rubbish at it

Jazzydrury said:

He Back In the Day would have ended up on the Bill as a recurring character.

Guess he missed out on a role in a soap. As you can be a okayish actor, and If you aren’t axed, you can be there for 25/30 years

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he did a short stint on Doctors but that got cancelled.

Foghorn has just announced that she is away until August, but she will see us on her socials. Endless videos of her parading around in the latest shapeless bag from Tesco no doubt. Can't wait.

Not if I see her first, she won’t. Only if I am being held captive in front of her socials

galesgal57 said:

Foghorn has just announced that she is away until August, but she will see us on her socials. Endless videos of her parading around in the latest shapeless bag from Tesco no doubt. Can't wait.

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galesgal57 said:

Foghorn has just announced that she is away until August, but she will see us on her socials. Endless videos of her parading around in the latest shapeless bag from Tesco no doubt. Can't wait.

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Hopefully until August 2030. That’s the year 2030 not half past eight.

Hammy60 said:

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You won’t say that if Peter covers all her shifts

Battiola73 said:

Hopefully until August 2030. That’s the year 2030 not half past eight.

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If she's flying Virgin again, who knows what might happen.

Jazzydrury said:

You won’t say that if Peter covers all her shifts

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I don't know, at least Peter and his antics provide some entertainment value, even if it's only to take the piss out of him, foghorn Jacks, Dr Jacks, Fashion Guru Jacks, Smellovision Jacks, Jack's tents, supplement junkie jacks, on the other hand is purely 100% flippin annoying.

galesgal57 said:

Desperation?

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If it was similar to his time at Ideal World, its because nobody liked him

galesgal57 said:

Desperation?

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That is understandable. He comes over as extraordinarily dislikable on screen, too.

I guess deep down he finds IW beneath him

It is weird not seeing Natalia behind that desk but good she's willing to try the different areas of the new studio so we get to see them more.

That is understandable.

Jazzydrury said:

I guess deep down he finds IW beneath him

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That’s where he is, though. Selling £9.99 items in a patronising manner on a shopping channel. The past is the past. He is probably being paid significantly more than £9.99 to do so, too.

Has Peter Simon been wound up too tightly this morning?! His nonsensical, word-salady, boll*cks-talking is in hyperdrive. Presenting naff perfume then two Laura Ashley watches, it’s a sea of ‘not only because…’(then doesn’t finish the sentence), ‘I’m not comparing them to (doesn’t say)…I’m just telling ya’, ‘these are made in limited numbers’ etc, etc.

Not only, not only, not only and for no other reason than….he’s a tw*t!

The main trouble is with him (along with a whole host of other main troubles) is that he never finis… If he could at leas…..I can’t see it happ….

He’s got a excuse today, he could say he can’t see the script due to Cloudstrike

That "£40" cooling fan Peter is flogging has a very jerky movement. Not exactly smooth but then nor is he.

His dream of a long-predicted heatwave has finally come true - for three consecutive days in some parts of the country.

Make the most of the heat Pete.

Hammy60 said:

If she's flying Virgin again, who knows what might happen.

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Hope she wasn't flying this morning as airports were affected with the software issue. Although I'm sure she wouldn't mention it on her socials.

Muttley said:

Hope she wasn't flying this morning as airports were affected with the software issue. Although I'm sure she wouldn't mention it on her socials.

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Heard her say she had to be up early, leaving for the airport at 4am so definately flying today, or maybe not, shame.