Recent content by Gift Horse

Each and every time that Peter Simon brings electric heaters to air on Ideal World he says that he wishes that he'd had one the previous night as the central heating wasn't working in his hotel room and he was absolutely freezing. But why does he keep going back to this hotel in which the...

"Well. Get ready. This is a hero product of mine. This is the best thing I've brought to air in over 30 years....." However, an hour later when introducing an entirely different product: "Well. Get ready. This is a hero product of mine. This is the best thing I've brought to air in over 30...

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the cold. So this fantastic ceramic heater....." However, 6 months earlier.... "I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the heat. So this fantastic electric fan....."

Great call. The collapsible washing machine actually won the award in the Most Ridiculous Product category.

Another year gone and Ideal World certainly hasn't disappointed. As usual they have insulted the Great British Public with their characteristic dismal offerings of cheap useless tat, damaged goods, fake perfume and aftershave, medical products with no medical basis, snake oil supplements, dodgy...

"Collagen is the glue that holds us together....get ready....3,2,1......put the glue back.....I swear by it.....I'm living proof that this stuff really works......I give it to Bet and our Josh ( a Labrador) and they love it too...."

"Kev, I'm really tempted to add this magnificent timepiece to my collection....I've got 18 in mine....but please don't tell the goddess.....us blokes can never have enough watches....women have shoes, men have watches."

"Every man should have a gold (plated) watch....this with your Chinos and your polo shirt....."

"Ok...right...Ok....right....get ready....3-2-1.....only a grand on 5 flexis....these are flying out....so don't even think about it....just get it while we've still got it."

"I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the cold. So this fantastic ceramic heater....." However, 6 months earlier.... "I don't know about you but if there's one thing I hate then it's the heat. So this fantastic electric fan....."

I believe it's Mike Mason's favourite song. He loves, loves, loves to sing it to the Goddess with the aid of his magnificent Daewoo Karaoke machine (still available on the Ideal World website).

"Oh, my old man's a dustman He wears a dustman's hat. He wears cor blimey trousers And he lives in a council flat. He looks a proper narner In his great big hob-nailed boots. He makes such a fuss when he pulls 'em up That he calls ‘em daisy roots. "

"You know me, I tell it like it is.......(followed by a humongous, great lie)....."

"Trust me on this one......(followed by an enormous lie)..." "To be quite frank with you.......(followed by an enormous lie)....." "I really value my integrity......(followed by an enormous lie)....." "I'm going to be really straight with you here.....(followed by an enormous lie)...." "I...

"These are absolutely flying out....how many left Charley?....25 goes to 24 goes to 23....this is an heirloom piece... you'll hand this....foldable survival shovel.... down to your kids and grandkids."