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Mark Birch trying to flog scalp therapy products. I think we can rest assured we won't see it being tested on Pedro - or trying to...

What complete tripe - "Is Nicholas on the web?.........Nicholas, if you're there, check out your basket". Pedro will try anything to...

Pedro would love under-floor heating in the bathroom of his hovel, but can't afford it 🥲

Pedro's in absolute heaven - waxing lyrical about and surrounded by his favourite thing in life - Collagen. 🤣

If you do an internet search on the benefits of collagen, there is very little evidence that it actually does what it's claimed to...

One more for the road….Keep smiling, people.

I've got to 67 without taking collagen and I'm still here. I don't think I'll bother. It's probably too late for me anyway.

Dirty Peter again looks a bit peeky. Maybe not enough collagen or a night on the tiles in this pub......................

I'm sure Trevor has Dust Dirtmaster - screw down crown, sapphire glass, hepa filter, hand assembled by a man who once ate a Toblerone...

The (any watch he's flogging) is an: "all-metal automatic" "built like a tank" "22 jewels, so incredibly accurate" As opposed to made...

Well,and this has to be said as it’s obviously the elephant in the room,all those watches you have ‘gathering dust’ …are they any better...

I genuinely didn't do that!

He's got his nipples out again 😫

I'm so sorry you had to witness that😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Peter has a hour of Gardenimg at Midday, I’m expecting buy these plants, even if you haven’t a garden Ave a Buy