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It's heart-breaking - like millions, he has such a cold house. The central heating is antiquated and not adequate. Maybe the forum...

Pedro couldn't get to sleep in his freezing hovel - had to get up to get a hot water bottle. Poor old fella.

Here we go again - Collagen! Pedro's knees, winning five gold medals, getting rid of lines and wrinkles, a hero product, stop going...

Muriel in for a sonic toothbrush. Much sniggering from Dirty Pedro - messages in his ear from the gallery and comments about the size...

Jannis Morgun waiting "for the phone lines to explode" because he's flogging a box with three shoe-shaped perfumes for £14.99. Oh yes...

Yiannis saying the shoes are leather. Lying again, they are synthetic, £19.50 from Amazon.

Ingenious! Perfect for those who want all the downsides to a cordless vac, like small tank, flimsy plastic, and small motor PLUS the...

Looks cheap and nasty overall with flimsy looking filters and a wobbly and tacky feel in general. Still, that’s enough about Van...

. Thank you so much for that, you have put our minds at rest. You could tell we were very worried about him🤣🤣 I thought he'd gone for...

We all know that if Dirty Peter was given the chance to be appear on "I'm a Celebrity" as the Kangaroo testicle taster - he'd be off...

Mmmm

Pedro's vibration "equipment" runs of Philips batteries, not the national grid. 😜😜

Ooh err Muttley

I was relieved to see the word 'plate' after the words 'Pedro's vibration...'🤪

Probably with Torchy tonight, and Pinocchio Pete in the morning.