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Of-the-Masons trying to flog Christmas bags that wouldn't grace the shabbiest of pound shops. "these are a bargain, and I mean a...

My backpack came from Primark and cost £12. Funny how he's not using this as a comparison.

“This place is alive.” “Well done if you got that.” “This is the best [insert item] we’ve ever brought to air…” “Bang my back door, kiss...

As I say. You count how many times he says it.

"I will give you back every pound and penny of your first payment" "You're not buying it, you're trying it". "These are...

I'm trying to grow old disgracefully but that involves nights out with Prosecco, not collagen🤣

Peters damp mmm

I don't buy all this collagen guff. I'm not vain, I don't care if I look like a melted candle. Grow old gracefully you old fool.

I’m not comparing….

Dirty Peter introduces a backpack. "Louis Vuitton launched a backpack like this and it cost 1500 pound..............now I'm not...

Latest - Muriel in Hull is multi-buying Xmas lanterns because her husband has her in the dark. Dirty Peter. He's taking some collagen...

"terrific buying"

Take a shot every time Pedro mentions his back door

“Oh what fun it is to ride on Jordan every day” is what Pete sang while dancing next to a Poundland Santa toy. Jordan if you’re reading...

I wouldn't buy a thing that drone bore cackles manically about. I'd be more likely to place an order for a collagen worry angel flogged...