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Mark Birch trying to flog scalp therapy products. I think we can rest assured we won't see it being tested on Pedro - or trying to bring Of-the-Masons bonce back to life.

What complete tripe - "Is Nicholas on the web?.........Nicholas, if you're there, check out your basket". Pedro will try anything to try and give the impression people are clamouring for his wares

Pedro would love under-floor heating in the bathroom of his hovel, but can't afford it 🥲

Dirty Peter again looks a bit peeky. Maybe not enough collagen or a night on the tiles in this pub......................

I'm sure Trevor has Dust Dirtmaster - screw down crown, sapphire glass, hepa filter, hand assembled by a man who once ate a Toblerone. Only £2.50...........first of ten fluxis

I feel bilious after flicking over while Dirty Peter was treating his receding gums with a pen. Apparently it also does great things for his halitosis 🤢. PLEASE check out your baskets - they're selling out.

I thought we all knew the simple and straightforward way to lose weight is to buy a vibration plate, a stepper, an exercise bike, a treadmill, multi-buy collagen and snack on gummies. Of course, chasing horseflies and blue bottles around your hovel sure burns up the calories.

Gor blimey govener. Mr Michael of the Masons wants to know if you're happy with your body. I want him to know I'm unhappy about that birds nest beard jumping at us out of the screen - we can see the cornflakes. Surely Peter Vancrapexpert could do a ceremonial shaving. He could do rabbit ears -...

A pedicure set - and of course his feet aren't in great condition, callouses, corns and bunions

He had one wasp and a couple of flies in the room today 😂 They're prone to infestations at his place - of course they are :ROFLMAO:

Very limited stock on an insect killer, says Dirty Peter - you might have an infestation of blue bottles or horse flies, again it could be wasps! You might be like him and left a window open and one flew in. Hang on, he's leaving a window open when he keeps telling us how cold it is?

What! But a just a week ago, Dirty Peter was telling us the green was selling fast, we were in danger of missing out! Followed by the usual shouting out of random names.......Hilary, Margaret, Muriel, Anthony.....Enid, Julia, Thomas.......

Dr Jezza was incredibly jealous of Peter Van Der Rattan's most wonderful catchphrase "the power of the National Grid". And you could tell that Pete Van Crapvac was extremely proud of it. The usual "let's slag off cordless vacs but not too much, just enough - someone might have forgotten to...

Jezza gave his TikTok follower advance warning that he had Phillips batteries coming up! :ROFLMAO: Now he's told Trevor to wait up for a watch coming up after 11. It's like they're running the whole operation just for Trevor

You have to be quick if you want one of the washing machines in green :rolleyes: