Xtra - staff sale

[argeybargey]

Gems Xtra are showing "staff sale" on Monday on the website. May I take the opportunity, on behalf of IClaudipuss, to put down a deposit (yes, she does have some strange habits) on Alan? xxxxxxxxxxxx

 

[Sazza]

Wonder what gave you the idea Puss would want to buy Alan!!!

 

[iclaudipuss]

Gems Xtra are showing "staff sale" on Monday on the website. May I take the opportunity, on behalf of IClaudipuss, to put down a deposit (yes, she does have some strange habits) on Alan? xxxxxxxxxxxx

You keep my deposits out of this, missus. Perhaps now is the time to mention that Alan and I were secretly married just before Christmas, both wearing a tasteful shade of lavender, and I should like to mention also that I got him at the lowest ever price...

 

[fluff]

OK .... I'll put a small deposit down for Matt. :blush:

 

[Sacha]

Staff for sale?

OK .... I'll put a small deposit down for Matt. :blush:

Awww bummer! :doh:

Well if I can't have Alan or Matt, I'll take Scott......thank you very much. :happy:
By the way how big are these deposits? :mysmilie_845:

 

[fluff]

Awww bummer! :doh:

Well if I can't have Alan or Matt, I'll take Scott......thank you very much. :happy:
By the way how big are these deposits? :mysmilie_845:

You're very welcome.

 

[perdita]

You keep my deposits out of this, missus. Perhaps now is the time to mention that Alan and I were secretly married just before Christmas, both wearing a tasteful shade of lavender, and I should like to mention also that I got him at the lowest ever price...

Now, Puss, I thought we had agreed to share the fabulous Alan? And now I learn that you eloped with him! I am so disappointed.....

 

[Sazza]

Now, Puss, I thought we had agreed to share the fabulous Alan? And now I learn that you eloped with him! I am so disappointed.....

Puss, she is more than disappointed, she is heartbroken, you should see the amount of water here from her crying!!!!

 

[Klosblue]

Well I'm very happy to let you all have who you want. Personally I wouldn't even have one of them in a Christmas Cracker!
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[loobi]

All these deposits are getting messy now - but does anyway have the faintest idea what the heck we are on about - staff sale???? whats that then? Maybe its like the football transfer window, maybe tjc staff will move to gems ....maybe Sarah C was the pre- sale bargain?

 

[Meeshoo]

Are any of them rare rare rare? :tongue:

I do believe I saw Alan using his new married name? I'm presuming Alan Puss is his married name? Very many congratulations on your nuptials Yo. :heart:

 

[Sacha]

Oooh a wedding...

You keep my deposits out of this, missus. Perhaps now is the time to mention that Alan and I were secretly married just before Christmas, both wearing a tasteful shade of lavender, and I should like to mention also that I got him at the lowest ever price...

Many congratulations to you both even though an invitation would've been nice........:happy:

Anyroad, have been busy knocking up a little wedding cake for you (and us).........so tuck in folks! :nod:

PS Was Bunty the bridesmaid?
PPS and can we see your wedding dress?

 

[argeybargey]

Are any of them rare rare rare? :tongue:

I do believe I saw Alan using his new married name? I'm presuming Alan Puss is his married name? Very many congratulations on your nuptials Yo. :heart:

I couldn't tell you before is at was all kept purrfectly hush-hush but I can now let the cat out of the bag. They sold piccie rights to "Miaow mwah" magazine (aka "Everything you want to know about pussies", copies of which I managed to get hold of on my last cat burglary. These are particularly unusual in that the set also includes the proposal. It's a bit fishy that Alan decided to wear spectacles for the ceremony, but I have to say that Pinkpussycat made a particularly whiskalicious bridesmaid. xxxxxxxxx

 

[argeybargey]

Many congratulations to you both even though an invitation would've been nice........:happy:

Anyroad, have been busy knocking up a little wedding cake for you (and us).........so tuck in folks! :nod:

PS Was Bunty the bridesmaid?
PPS and can we see your wedding dress?

It's okay PPC, you can fess up now that the rumours are starting. xxxxxx