what was the martin/glenda incident?

[amanda138a]

Last week sometime it was mentioned in a thread that there had been an incident with martin (god i cannot stand this man) and glenda (noticed she had a couple of presenter free demos on a show on c&c bliss) and i meant to ask at the time, but i went on holiday last week, and its been bugging me ever since
can someone please put me out of my misery

 

[Bexi]

(Who is Glenda?) Maybe she said his hair looks crap

 

[Mommabear]

Glenda?

He didn't try to kiss her did he?

 

[Bexi]

Scandal!

 

[Anna_Key]

She didn't make him stroke her wood did she*




*apparently, Martin has a weird phobia of wood, it makes him want to urinate when he touches it....theres a joke in there somewhere

 

[Mommabear]

bliddy table......

 

[Mrs James]

i just got it....

 

[Julie]

Sooo funny Mommabear

 

[clevercat]

Wow what a weird phobia, I suspect the most likely things that Martin could do to upset a guest would be,

1) Offer to style/cut their hair
2) Totally wreck the set and all their samples within 5 mins of starting the show
3) Never shut up long enough for them to say anything at all
4) Keep asking questions about unrelated subjects to the show
5) Turn up

This is not an exclusive list just all I could come up with at the moment.