pa1916
Registered Shopper
What's the point of any male on QVC we all know it's a tits and nickers channel now and has been for some years now.
He pops up out of nowhere like a little troll under a bridge......." who's that trit trotting over MY bridge?"..........can't you tell I've worked with kids for 30 odd years!!:mysmilie_61:
I wonder if, when he's not on air for QVC, he flies to Guatanamo Bay, where he's used to break the will of the prisoners.
i just wish he'd put some socks on.
Glen is a "man of age" and therefore obsolete to the real fashion world.
He has entered the twilight zone of the QVC fashion dept, where his challenge is to convince his weak and stupid viewers that statically enhanced nylon or lace, clingy sequin embellished horrors, cheap coats and a half mast trouser worn with a birkenstock or an emu will make us fashion forward dressed up down or sideways day or night!!!
Pointless man..who looks silly most of the time!!
Oh and where was Michelle Hopeless and Dim and co during London fashion week :mysmilie_17:
Michelle is going to be sweeping the floor backstage and Kim brewing up
I should reckon without meaning to sound offensive to anyone, sorry if I do btw, that a lot of QVC's fashion customers are elderly, housebound, or of a size that is not catered for properly on the high street. I have noticed that the bulk of their clothing items are easy fit, easy wash, and require little or no ironing, which of course is a boon to those who require that of their clothing for whatever reason. The clothes are NOT fashionable, and NOT one would imagine the first place someone would think of if they wanted a new outfit for work, a night out, an interview, or any special occassion for that matter. In a way I don't blame them for trying to hype up the "fashion" element, they want the clothes to be seen in the best light possible; yes they do mention all the practicalities for those who are wearing the stuff out of necessity rather than choice, but only really in passing....What I'm trying to say, is that they mean well, but it doesn't stop it being really irritating when they're trying to purport that some grey elasticated sheet shaped into a skirt or cardi is high fashion!
Ideal World on the other hand, whilst they produce more than their fair share of absolute horrors, do a lot of the time feature clothing ranges that are more likely to be seen on the high street, and garments that are made from natural fabrics.....however, look for something smaller than a size 16 and you're out of luck. Pretty much all the decent stuff they feature is aimed at the larger lady, the stretchy static stuff of course comes in all sizes, but anything else...forget it!
It's a pity they don't take a bit of advice from one another, and QVC look at stocking pretty and fashionable clothing for the larger/ or less able customer instead of stretchy bin bags,you would no longer need to hype it all up...after all nice looking clothes speak for themselves!
And IW don't forget that it isn't just the larger lady who likes to buy fashion from you!
I cannot stand to see/watch/listen to him anymore. Now, when he appears, I have switch to another channel. He talks so fast and joins all his words together, and generally talks a load of garbage. But the thing that really made my skin crawl was those claw hands mauling the models, who, if you noitce seem to cringe when they see him walking towards them.
Fab post Bet, do you mean the Irish girl? I forget her name, she probably avoided fashion weekend cos she does seem to have some fashion sense.BetLynch said:Fashion Forward
Buying into a Story
Little Pump
Little T Shirt
Little Trouser
In the Summer with Birkies
In the Winter with Emus
A woman of age
Dress it up or dress it down
All these phrases are on a constant loop and punctuated only by 'the claw'!!
QVC have had callers on who mostly sound like 'women of an age' who say..."Oh Glen, I really love all the advice you give". Well it is not advice, it is stock phrases over and over and over. Glen now speaks really fast as though he has got only 15 seconds to fit in as many of his inane sentences as possible, rather like the game shows of yore where they named what was on the conveyor belt. He repeated what many of the guests said over the weekend and I agree with what other FMs have said in that his own clothes are too contrived and it is an insult to the viewers to keep him on. I much prefer the lady that is on sometimes if we have to have someone.
Bet