Imagine what things presenters would say if they REALLY spoke their mind! What would they say? How would they behave?
Julia Roberts presenting Dennis Basso....
"I actually find you quite creepy and a tad perverse, but I have to be professional. I like this faux shearling coat but it's not quite the real deal. Have you got one for me to try on? I'm a LARGE or a 14/16!"
Jackie Kabler presenting anything...
"This shopping channel really is a bit beneath me. I've got a degree in zooolgy and I used to present the news for ITN and now I'm reduced to THIS? Eugh! It's like taking a bus... Can't believe I've been here this long. Still I've got a MASSIVE mortgage on my posh house and a sports car to pay for, so I'd better smile."
Julia Roberts presenting Dennis Basso....
"I actually find you quite creepy and a tad perverse, but I have to be professional. I like this faux shearling coat but it's not quite the real deal. Have you got one for me to try on? I'm a LARGE or a 14/16!"
Jackie Kabler presenting anything...
"This shopping channel really is a bit beneath me. I've got a degree in zooolgy and I used to present the news for ITN and now I'm reduced to THIS? Eugh! It's like taking a bus... Can't believe I've been here this long. Still I've got a MASSIVE mortgage on my posh house and a sports car to pay for, so I'd better smile."