The one dress

[sja307]

The One Dress With Bonus Embellishment - Ten styles in one. OMG if you were sad enough like me to be in on a Good Friday, you would of been very lucky to of seen this dress. (NOT)

Soft, luxurious dress
Bonus Embellishment
Can be worn in at least 15 styles
Exclusive to TV and web
Bonus silver embellishment


Yes you've guessed it vile to say the least, and it only costs a mere £49.95 + £5.95 P&P. They must think we're stupid .

Ideal World time to shut down I think!!!!

 

[Mitzi]

Well at least there are two of us with more sense not to waste our money on such a garment. Don''t you feel good at having saved such money?

 

[Lottie]

I've had a Duvet day and decided to watch the IW entertainment channel interspersed with a Dad's Army film. :cheeky:

Not disappointed! I've been laughing for an hour or so now and not just at Dad's Army. The letters Ellis read out were clearly made up, especially the one supposedly written by a blokie. Hilarious! :clapping:
If my husband had bought me a booboo dress, I'd have been arrested for suffocating him with it... :tongue:

I see loads of new colours - it still makes every model that wears it look pregnant though and sticks to the bum like no-nails, so no improvement there :envy:

And Ellis is still woffling about the fabric DNA...Ellis, fabric does NOT have DNA FFS! (well, only a certain very specialised fabric does and I'm sure it's not the boo boo dress). :angry:

 

[Lottie]

Oh gawd they've got the short model (Karen is it?) wearing the pink and she looks AWFUL :wait:

You can see all her stomach, belly button and all and it clings something rotten around her hips and bum.
How they can say this is a slimming dress mystifies me. Lynne doesn't usually look fat in things, but she sure does in this monstrosity.

 

[Kathy]

Ah, but fair play all the ladies deserve oscars, I wouldn't go as far as the dust bin wearing that awful thing, never mind appearing on tv. Hurrah, Ellis just said she is off for ten days after today.:grin:

 

[Lottie]

Yes if she doesn't get a break soon, it will be a committal to the loonie bin!

 

[Mommabear]

I'm frantic........just checked the website and there's a leopard print one but no image :headbang:

 

[Mrs James]

I'm frantic........just checked the website and there's a leopard print one but no image :headbang:

JUST ORDER IT AND TAKE THE CHANCE :wink:

 

[Lottie]

I saw a SILVER leopard print :grin:

 

[Mrs James]

Lottie, did they have it in skunk print? i'd favour that

 

[Mommabear]

JUST ORDER IT AND TAKE THE CHANCE :wink:

Of course :clapping:

I saw a SILVER leopard print :grin:

Swoon :tongue:

 

[Mommabear]

"Here's a soft, luxurious dress that can be worn in at least 10 different styles - as perfect with flat shoes for daytime as with heels for a strapless evening out - and you can't buy this great item on the high street".

Would trainers be ok? :wonder:

 

[Mrs James]

don't see why not

 

[Mommabear]

Lottie, did they have it in skunk print? i'd favour that

.......as long as it didn't smell like one

 

[Mommabear]

don't see why not

:up:

Tbh I think I could get away with trainers for the evening too, who's going to be looking at my feet when I'm wearing THE Bobo

 

[Lottie]

Lottie, did they have it in skunk print? i'd favour that

Heee heee now there's an idea :grin:

 

[Mrs James]

:up:

Tbh I think I could get away with trainers for the evening too, who's going to be looking at my feet when I'm wearing THE Bobo

true...the focus is more likely to be on your tummy apron and dimpled thighs :bandit:

 

[Lottie]

Here are the reviews that they read out on today's show.

They are utterly contrived!!

http://www.idealworld.tv/The_One_Dress_161227.aspx?fh_location=//idealworld/en_GB/$s=bobo\u0020dress#reviews

 

[Mommabear]

See what you mean Lottie

"Trouble is this dress is addictive - I spent so much time experimenting with it, I forgot to make my husbands tea.!!"

Truth is probably that she got so tangled up in it that she couldn't make his tea, rather than forgot

 

[jellybaby]

"Here's a soft, luxurious dress that can be worn in at least 10 different styles - as perfect with flat shoes for daytime as with heels for a strapless evening out - and you can't buy this great item on the high street".

Would trainers be ok? :wonder:

wellington boots?