The Howard Griffiths C-Rap

[Dr Quincy]

I was feeling inspired after reading through some threads and decided to donate a script for Howard to use in one of his shows, to open the hour. It is in the style of a rap.


My name is Howard and I welcome you.
I'm gonna flog some tat and talk about poo.

You might not think there's a way for me to do it,
I see you're a skeptic but don't poo poo it.

At every turn I'm gonna talk about turd,
I know you think this is really absurd.

Stay with me on this, I'm not taking the piss,
They'll ask me to stop, in fact they'll insist.

You'll be entertained, right from the start,
I place my hand under my armpit, and make like a fart.

For now I gotta go, running out of vowels,
But I'll never run out of things to say about my bowels

peace out

 

[Wirral70]

If Poo Poo ever becomes capable of delivering coherent dialogue like that he'd probably get proper TV presenting work.

But there's nothing to suggest he is so this Stool Stooge stays on Ideal World, the Turkey Twizzler of Selly Telly. :mysmilie_14:

 

[Greg]

I was feeling inspired after reading through some threads and decided to donate a script for Howard to use in one of his shows, to open the hour. It is in the style of a rap.


My name is Howard and I welcome you.
I'm gonna flog some tat and talk about poo.

You might not think there's a way for me to do it,
I see you're a skeptic but don't poo poo it.

At every turn I'm gonna talk about turd,
I know you think this is really absurd.

Stay with me on this, I'm not taking the piss,
They'll ask me to stop, in fact they'll insist.

You'll be entertained, right from the start,
I place my hand under my armpit, and make like a fart.

For now I gotta go, running out of vowels,
But I'll never run out of things to say about my bowels

peace out

Your a genius! :handshake:

 

[shopperholic]

:mysmilie_15: That's our Howard to a pee.......sorry! I mean tee.

 

[historymystery]

He'd never manage that. There are words of more than one syllable. :doh::sweat:

I was feeling inspired after reading through some threads and decided to donate a script for Howard to use in one of his shows, to open the hour. It is in the style of a rap.


My name is Howard and I welcome you.
I'm gonna flog some tat and talk about poo.

You might not think there's a way for me to do it,
I see you're a skeptic but don't poo poo it.

At every turn I'm gonna talk about turd,
I know you think this is really absurd.

Stay with me on this, I'm not taking the piss,
They'll ask me to stop, in fact they'll insist.

You'll be entertained, right from the start,
I place my hand under my armpit, and make like a fart.

For now I gotta go, running out of vowels,
But I'll never run out of things to say about my bowels

peace out

 

[Kathy]

I haven't watched Howard much , but from what I have heard he talks through his rear end...:mysmilie_845:

 

[historymystery]

Dr. Q, this is just brilliant! :mysmilie_483::mysmilie_859:

I was feeling inspired after reading through some threads and decided to donate a script for Howard to use in one of his shows, to open the hour. It is in the style of a rap.


My name is Howard and I welcome you.
I'm gonna flog some tat and talk about poo.

You might not think there's a way for me to do it,
I see you're a skeptic but don't poo poo it.

At every turn I'm gonna talk about turd,
I know you think this is really absurd.

Stay with me on this, I'm not taking the piss,
They'll ask me to stop, in fact they'll insist.

You'll be entertained, right from the start,
I place my hand under my armpit, and make like a fart.

For now I gotta go, running out of vowels,
But I'll never run out of things to say about my bowels

peace out

 

[Muttley]

I was feeling inspired after reading through some threads and decided to donate a script for Howard to use in one of his shows, to open the hour. It is in the style of a rap.


My name is Howard and I welcome you.
I'm gonna flog some tat and talk about poo.

You might not think there's a way for me to do it,
I see you're a skeptic but don't poo poo it.

At every turn I'm gonna talk about turd,
I know you think this is really absurd.

Stay with me on this, I'm not taking the piss,
They'll ask me to stop, in fact they'll insist.

You'll be entertained, right from the start,
I place my hand under my armpit, and make like a fart.

For now I gotta go, running out of vowels,
But I'll never run out of things to say about my bowels

peace out

Please don't give him ideas! However, if he does sing this on air we will know that he reads this forum!

 

[mr tom]

Well that's just fantastic.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That sums Howard up.

But there are two Howard's the IW one, and another when he does the odd stint on Create and Craft, where he often comes across a lot more sensible and talks sense