Busy weekend with the Rugrats here demanding mothering, so missed out on sitting in the garden.
Monday, all is quiet on the western front so I thought I'd have a little sit in the garden with my Kindle.
But Hey! Got to get the old bod ready & protected.
It's not easy you know, not easy at all.
Ali : sort out dry knees, elbows etc exfoliate & use zillions of body appliances to rough, scuff & buff
min : quick rub over with the ole silky mitt
Ali : make your feet presentable, scrub, scratch, clip, enrich
min : ...... silky mitt & a dollop of nail varnish
Ali : leg hair, laser or epilate or wax & nourish
min -:Yay hormone depletion! Catch any stray little suckers with the mini pliers that live on top of the microwave
Ali : high SPF face & body protection cream massaged well all over every millimetre of skin
min : tinted SPF moisturiser on face, raid 21's shelves for sun lotion & put 'at on
Ready!
.... What have I forgotten?
:happy:
Monday, all is quiet on the western front so I thought I'd have a little sit in the garden with my Kindle.
But Hey! Got to get the old bod ready & protected.
It's not easy you know, not easy at all.
Ali : sort out dry knees, elbows etc exfoliate & use zillions of body appliances to rough, scuff & buff
min : quick rub over with the ole silky mitt
Ali : make your feet presentable, scrub, scratch, clip, enrich
min : ...... silky mitt & a dollop of nail varnish
Ali : leg hair, laser or epilate or wax & nourish
min -:Yay hormone depletion! Catch any stray little suckers with the mini pliers that live on top of the microwave
Ali : high SPF face & body protection cream massaged well all over every millimetre of skin
min : tinted SPF moisturiser on face, raid 21's shelves for sun lotion & put 'at on
Ready!
.... What have I forgotten?
:happy: