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Flicking channels I came across an old Golden Girls (used to love it) and realised that my hair is exactly like Dorothys.
I loved the Aussie one Kath & Kim.
Out of the mouths of babes, eh?!?!This made me laugh.
WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. You'll love it:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples.'
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
Share this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, share it to everyone. It will make their day.
Flicking channels I came across an old Golden Girls (used to love it) and realised that my hair is exactly like Dorothys.
How absolutely wonderful I am a Nanna to 4 and its the very reason I get up every day. I love my grans!Out of the mouths of babes, eh?!?!
Jewish humour the best.... Where did you find Golden Girls? I must watch - for that only...I think the humour for Dorothy and her mother is more Jewish rather than Sicilian which they are supposed to be. Love Jewish humour- hope that isn’t racist I like it’s sharpness. Never liked slapstick.
My niece has been told by her hairdresser,temperatures have to be taken and she will have to come with freshly washed hair as the virus can live in your hair. A friend I spoke to said she has been told no hair washing in the salon atm. Now this is getting confusing. I have not been able to get in touch with my usual hairdresser atm but as she is in our town centre and I am not sure I want to go there. Will have to see if I can get into our local hairdresser in the village just for a cut or cut and blow dry or however they are working. I am quite happy for hubby to keep colouring my hair atm.Well, I phoned my hairdresser yesterday got the usual "How about you girl?!", so I wanted 29th July at 9.30 am and got it no problem.
Asked how it works and prices? So they are no longer doing dry cuts you have to get a wash Eamon never had a card machine and just took cash and that is staying the same. So for the wash, it will be £3 more, I was expecting the dry cut to go up by perhaps that anyway as the last price rise over 2 years ago it went up by £2. Of course you can only get in when it is your time slot, but there is a bus stop right beside them so if early which I always am will sit there.
I think it’s C5 around 12ish 2 episodes daily I think.Jewish humour the best.... Where did you find Golden Girls? I must watch - for that only...