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Although I like Patricia Rutledge especially in Talking Heads but wasn’t keen on KUA as it was a bit too Carry On for me, as I said I can’t watch slap stick at all.
 
This made me laugh.


WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. You'll love it:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples.'
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
Share this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, share it to everyone. It will make their day.
 
This made me laugh.


WHAT IS A GRANDPARENT?
Taken from papers written by a class of 8-year-olds. You'll love it:
Grandparents are a lady and a man who have no little children of their own. They like other peoples.'
A grandfather is a man & a grandmother is a lady!
Grandparents don't have to do anything except be there when we come to see them. They are so old they shouldn't play hard or run. It is good if they drive us to the shops and give us money.
When they take us for walks, they slow down past things like pretty leaves and caterpillars.
They show us and talk to us about the colors of the flowers and also why we shouldn't step on 'cracks.'
They don't say, 'Hurry up.'
Usually grandmothers are fat but not too fat to tie your shoes.
They wear glasses and funny underwear.
They can take their teeth and gums out.
Grandparents don't have to be smart.
They have to answer questions like 'Why isn't God married?' and 'How come dogs chase cats?'
When they read to us, they don't skip. They don't mind if we ask for the same story over again.
Everybody should try to have a grandmother, especially if you don't have television because they are the only grownups who like to spend time with us.
They know we should have snack time before bed time, and they say prayers with us and kiss us even when we've acted bad.
A 6-YEAR-OLD WAS ASKED WHERE HIS GRANDMA LIVED. ''OH,'' HE SAID, ''SHE LIVES AT THE AIRPORT, AND WHEN WE WANT HER, WE JUST GO GET HER. THEN WHEN WE'RE DONE HAVING HER VISIT, WE TAKE HER BACK TO THE AIRPORT.''
GRANDPA IS THE SMARTEST MAN ON EARTH! HE TEACHES ME GOOD THINGS, BUT I DON'T GET TO SEE HIM ENOUGH TO GET AS SMART AS HIM!
It's funny when they bend over; you hear gas leaks, and they blame their dog.
Share this to other grandparents, almost grandparents, or heck, share it to everyone. It will make their day.
Out of the mouths of babes, eh?!?!
 
Well, I phoned my hairdresser yesterday got the usual "How about you girl?!", so I wanted 29th July at 9.30 am and got it no problem.

Asked how it works and prices? So they are no longer doing dry cuts you have to get a wash Eamon never had a card machine and just took cash and that is staying the same. So for the wash, it will be £3 more, I was expecting the dry cut to go up by perhaps that anyway as the last price rise over 2 years ago it went up by £2. Of course you can only get in when it is your time slot, but there is a bus stop right beside them so if early which I always am will sit there.
 
I just hope that the hairdressers work out the time slots properly as arriving on time but having to sit and wait to be taken will be a thing of the past. If you have to hang about outside in wind and rain won’t start the appointment off on the right foot,
 
My hairdresser is mobile and he’s meant to be coming on Wednesday. I’m not sure what he’s doing re PPE. If it’s not raining I will see if he can do my hair outside.
 
I'm having my hair cut on the 17th July. To be honest I quite like it longer so I'm only going to have 2 inches taken off. It will be 24 weeks since my last hair cut. I always wash my hair before I go as having it washed at the backwash sometimes makes me a little dizzy. Have to wear a mask and can tip with cash or card.
 
I think the humour for Dorothy and her mother is more Jewish rather than Sicilian which they are supposed to be. Love Jewish humour- hope that isn’t racist I like it’s sharpness. Never liked slapstick.
Jewish humour the best.... Where did you find Golden Girls? I must watch - for that only...
 
Well, I phoned my hairdresser yesterday got the usual "How about you girl?!", so I wanted 29th July at 9.30 am and got it no problem.

Asked how it works and prices? So they are no longer doing dry cuts you have to get a wash Eamon never had a card machine and just took cash and that is staying the same. So for the wash, it will be £3 more, I was expecting the dry cut to go up by perhaps that anyway as the last price rise over 2 years ago it went up by £2. Of course you can only get in when it is your time slot, but there is a bus stop right beside them so if early which I always am will sit there.
My niece has been told by her hairdresser,temperatures have to be taken and she will have to come with freshly washed hair as the virus can live in your hair. A friend I spoke to said she has been told no hair washing in the salon atm. Now this is getting confusing. I have not been able to get in touch with my usual hairdresser atm but as she is in our town centre and I am not sure I want to go there. Will have to see if I can get into our local hairdresser in the village just for a cut or cut and blow dry or however they are working. I am quite happy for hubby to keep colouring my hair atm.
 
I had read ages ago that you had to wash your own hair and wondered how on earth would you manage this if you used public transport or went straight after work.

Mine is 2 weeks away and I will ask beforehand what is required. My hairdresser left the town centre and built a small extension to her house which only takes 2 at a time so she will have to be well organised to have customers coming and going efficiently .
 
My latest sport is either on TV or in shops looking at females and putting them into 2 camps. Those who have done home colours and cuts and those who obviously have had it professionally done (naughty naughty). There are a lot who look perfect but have not embraced the DIY no matter what Holly/Davina/Eva might say - as if any of those ever ever do it, for a start in a pure white TShirt.

Surely they all can’t have hairdresser daughters/sons living at home💁
 

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