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Strato, that's a good post. Without a woman a man would be knee deep in recycling that he never empties, would sleep in the same sheets for a year, wear his pants for a year or more and would fix it to have beer coming out the taps instead of water. Don't even mention the toilet.

Apologies to all the neat freak men. I've yet to meet one :p

CC
Only a year?

Yes, I really am joking, honest.
 
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Strato, that's a good post. Without a woman a man would be knee deep in recycling that he never empties, would sleep in the same sheets for a year, wear his pants for a year or more and would fix it to have beer coming out the taps instead of water. Don't even mention the toilet.

Apologies to all the neat freak men. I've yet to meet one :p

CC
Mine's not a neat freak but would defo change his sheets & underwear & most definitely have a clean loo!
 
Clearly you got lucky Twi ;) I got the leftovers lol.

CC
I definitely did. We've been together since 1977 & got married a year later, he was 20, I was 19. He's my best friend, has given me a wonderful life & has held my hand through the darkest of times. When that doctor told me last December that I could lose him during the night I felt as though I was falling into an abyss.
 
It's funny how some cartoons get a reaction and others don't. I've never had a dog, yet I thought this was very funny, but after 28 hours not even a like. BTW I'm not asking for people to react :)
When I had my wild border terrier I used to buy him toys for Christmas. The first thing he would do with his new toy was bite the throat out and then bite the nose/face off. Then from the resulting holes he would pull out all the fluff and stuffing, chuck it all around the room then take the dead (flat) body out to the garden and chuck it in among the plants. He just loved doing it. I miss that boy. When he died I wrote this.

TO MY OWNERS

I had to leave you yesterday

I never had the chance to say

A life like mine I never knew

‘Til I was introduced to you.

I’m sorry that I had to bark

When you took me to the park

I know I must have seemed so bad

But I was just a feisty lad.

That was the way I was you see

And no one else could handle me

I was a nightmare every day

But you were kind and let me stay.

You let me sleep upon your bed

You always made sure I was fed

You walked me daily on the shore

Until my paws could walk no more.

I loved my life and owners too

The days together were too few

But now we have to see the day

Where you have helped me on my way.

I see you now still crying tears

You’ll think of me for many years

But please don’t give yourself this strife

You gave me a fantastic life.

See you at the Bridge wee man.
 
Funnily enough, I sold my record turntable yesterday, so I don't need this T-shirt now.View attachment 22185
I sold it after about 40 years of owning it, as it was unused and just gathering dust. But luckily it has become a collectors item, with lots of enthusiasts, and someone about 50 miles away drove to me to collect it. It has its own forum Lenco Heaven.
 

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