Stockpiling...

[loveallthingsitalian]

Well done - keep an eye on it as it’s not unknown for them to pull them later.

 

[Vienna]

We have a Cotton Traders at out Dobbies but I’m not sure it is open yet although Dobbies is, will look, thanks.,

I always order from their website. There`s far more choice.

 

[ohnonotshoppingagain]

I always order from their website. There`s far more choice.

Thanks Vienna, I’ll check it ou

 

[Vienna]

Thanks Vienna, I’ll check it ou

There`s lots of discount codes online ONNSA. They vary depending how much you spend. Just have a browse at which codes suit you best.
Here`s their leather loafers.

Shop Women's & Men's Casual Clothing | Cotton Traders

Shop women's and men's casual clothing and footwear securely online. With sizes from XS to 5XL, at no extra cost!

www.cottontraders.com

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

Love it !

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[stratobuddy]

An elderly farmer received a letter from the Department for Work & Pensions stating that they suspected he was not paying his employees the statutory minimum wage and they would send an inspector to interview them.

On the appointed day, the inspector turned up.

"Well," said the farmer, "there's the farm hand, I pay him £240 a week, and he has a free cottage.

Then there's the housekeeper. She gets £190 a week, along with free board and lodging.

There's also the half-wit. He works a 16 hour day, does 90% of the work, earns about £25 a week along with a bottle of whisky and, as a special treat, occasionally gets to sleep with my wife."

"That's disgraceful" said the inspector, "I need to interview the half-wit."

"That'll be me then," he said!

 

[alter ego]

Ooooh, Strato! I was just thinking of you.

Either Aldi or Lidl has an omelette maker coming up soon. I'll check and get back.

 

[stratobuddy]

Ooooh, Strato! I was just thinking of you.

Either Aldi or Lidl has an omelette maker coming up soon. I'll check and get back.

Yes, it's Lidl, I've been thinking about it, but haven't got enough "counter space" nor electric sockets.

 

[alter ego]

Yes, it's Lidl, I've been thinking about it, but haven't got enough "counter space" nor electric sockets.

Ah. That might be a problem.

Oh well. Back to the drawing board.

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[iloveshopping]

Yes, it's Lidl, I've been thinking about it, but haven't got enough "counter space" nor electric sockets.

You can get ones that can boil eggs, poach eggs and make an omelette. I have one that just boils eggs and poaches them. We use it at least once a week and keep it in a cupboard.

 

[loveallthingsitalian]

I don’t like omelettes, in fact I’m not a big egg fan in any form, but Mr L loves them and says I can make a mean one in my trusty omelette pan which I don’t use for anything else

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[stratobuddy]

 

[maymorganlondon]

View attachment 21286

Love it! Keep 'em coming - you are doing a great service by finding all these funny-bone ticker.

 

[stratobuddy]

Mother superior tells two new nuns that they have to paint their room without getting any paint on their clothes.

One nun suggests to the other, "Hey, let's take all our clothes off, fold them up, and lock the door."

So they do this, and begin painting their room.

Soon they hear a knock at the door. They ask, "Who is it?" "Blind man!"

The nuns look at each other and one nun says, "He's blind, so he can't see. What could it hurt?"

They let him in. The blind man walks in and says, "Hey, nice breasts. Where do you want me to hang the blinds?"