I think I could present the whole NN range, I can answer (and predict) all the comments, like how do you dry them, well Suzy puts them on a low heat for a bit and the she hangs them over the bannister where they no doubt dangle on her head as she walks up their stars. Suzie hates the word gusset and there are different pillows for different types of sleepers.
Except Suzie now believes that all pillows are good. If your pillow flops in half it's had it, but then it will be full of life threatening bugs and snot by then anyway!
Feather beds are a marshmallow for the body, but what if you have a body like a marshmallow?
Pillowcases come in two sizes the posh Oxford and the sexist housewife!
Cats claws makes flannel which feel like a puppy's ear, and you can now turn your heating down a notch and go to bed early, if you need a wee in the night you won't get sheet shock!
NN cotton is far superior to all supermarket linen, cos that's where we'd normally buy it.
All NN feathers are cleaned 100000 more times than the industry standard.
I AM SNOOZIE ADAMS! There is too much NN on QVC and I am lying here in NN flannel...brain washed!