Secret Santa

[PAW]

Logfire, can you make it the GOBI DESERT, my Brother lives in New Zealand and I would not like to inflict anyone from QVC on him........:11:

 

[barbedwire]

I'd like to buy Alison Keenan some Diazepam so she will slow...down...when...she...speaks...
don't mind her at all, but just wish she'd slow down

I'd also like to make a hamper of Beauty Gifts for Alison Young, comprising a 99p tub of Vaseline, Asda Smart Price Shampoo and Conditioner, Sainsburys Basics Bubble Bath and Tesco Value Soap, plus a selection of make up from the cheap stall on Wigan Market (the one that sells lipstick and nail varnish with Arabic Writing on the bottles).

 

[Rudolf]

Two week stay at boot camp for Claire Sutton - knock some of that sugar coating off...

 

[logfire]

Logfire, can you make it the GOBI DESERT, my Brother lives in New Zealand and I would not like to inflict anyone from QVC on him........:11:

It's a deal ! Is that far enough away though ? Don't want him walking home .
Does your brother take visitors ? I plan to go to NZ one day . Wonderful scenery .

 

[iamasmall]

a piercing session for jilly halliday

 

[rosey]

A manicure for Anne Dawson....

Great thread.

 

[iamasmall]

lol a shepherds pie dish for the butler and wilson guy, come on think about it

 

[RedorDead]

lol a shepherds pie dish for the butler and wilson guy, come on think about it

um, i dont get it......:21:

 

[LorraineJ]

A fire extinguisher for David Hawkins (one of these days he will spontanously combust).

 

[iamasmall]

RedorDead shepherds pie dish fo the butler and wilson guy cos he has got lots of mince

 

[Topaz]

For Glen Campbell - a session with Trinny and Susannah on What Not To Wear!

 

[boffy]

I'd like to buy Alison Keenan some Diazepam so she will slow...down...when...she...speaks...
don't mind her at all, but just wish she'd slow down

I'd also like to make a hamper of Beauty Gifts for Alison Young, comprising a 99p tub of Vaseline, Asda Smart Price Shampoo and Conditioner, Sainsburys Basics Bubble Bath and Tesco Value Soap, plus a selection of make up from the cheap stall on Wigan Market (the one that sells lipstick and nail varnish with Arabic Writing on the bottles).

my sides are raw with laughter.lipsticks with arabic writing on oh i can just picture it now the nail polish would streak like....boffy

 

[stuartf]

A very small cage for Dennis Basso

 

[margaret43]

Poor New Zealand...... I mean what has that country ever done to you?

Can he take Paul Mckenna with him though?

and Uri too please.