Richard 'phoney' Jackson

[calico]

God that man drives me mad. His enthusiasm comes across as completely fake and he shouts over the other presenter at every opportunity. They could show a half dead dandelion and he'd go into orbit.
Also, have you noticed how neat and clean his nails are for a gardner? Positively manicured they are!

 

[Mommabear]

Perhaps he wears gardening gloves :60:

 

[Mrs James]

perhaps Lady Chatterley does them for him ?

 

[Rentochops]

I don't mind him really, I mean he's only on for about 4 months tops! LOL:32:

 

[xstamper]

The man seems to be on all the time over the past year or so and for myself an instant turn-off. I would rather go to a garden center.

 

[loveheart]

He certainly seems to have been on every five minutes today. Every time I have tuned in to QVC that man is staring back at me. I have no garden so my money has been safe today. V. Boring.

 

[Jasper]

perhaps Lady Chatterley does them for him ?

LOL, Mr Jackson probably returns the favour by pruning Lady Chatterley's bush.:32:

 

[star234]

I have to agree with Calico, I have a garden but can not watch him, my limit is 1 min. Really odd actually as mostly enthusiasm is catching, but he just makes me switch channels.:33:

 

[queenie]

God that man drives me mad. His enthusiasm comes across as completely fake and he shouts over the other presenter at every opportunity. They could show a half dead dandelion and he'd go into orbit.
Also, have you noticed how neat and clean his nails are for a gardner? Positively manicured they are!

thats because he never does any real gardening!!

 

[BurlyBeaR]

he;s always jamming his hand in his pocket. he must have a really big kn*b

:7:

 

[BurlyBeaR]

sorry im a ickle bit dwunk

*hic

 

[icr24350]

he;s always jamming his hand in his pocket. he must have a really big kn*b

:7:

I almost choked there, lol . Best thing for a garden ? Try quick drying cement - I hate gardening !

 

[Tricia ^^]

he;s always jamming his hand in his pocket. he must have a really big kn*b

:7:

this was brill :ANYWORD:

 

[argeybargey]

he;s always jamming his hand in his pocket. he must have a really big kn*b

:7:

That'll be the fertiliser.

 

[calico]

he;s always jamming his hand in his pocket. he must have a really big kn*b

:7:

He's checking out his root system!
:4:

 

[Jasper]

I can imagine him saying 'Cor... cop a feel of this root system'.:32:

 

[concordia]

Is that what Spray N Grow is for?

 

[Lottie]

With his hand in his pocket, he's more likely to end up with Grow N Spr........




*runs*

 

[Jasper]

That may explain why Mr Jackson's hands, are always in pristine condition.

 

[ERICS MUM]

perhaps Lady Chatterley does them for him ?

quite possible, but who does his nails?