Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Hi everyone - I hope all is good with you all and your families are well. I haven’t been in for a while so have been checking in but not as much as I do when I’m here. Always happy to answer though!


But with a mop,or vacuum or anything else I’m asked to describe I try to do just that - show people at home how it works, what it does, how you use it etc and give examples of how I would use it in my home with the kids

An Ideal World spokesman said!
I’m always demonstrating with my wife just how to use a mop!

Anyway,I reckon I could show the finer arts of how to use a mop on telly in 5 minutes…not 1 hour!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Filth

That’s your mind

 

[EmmaP]

That’s your mind

Tut tut

 

[Battiola73]

Foghorn Fanny just slapped her thigh twice whilst demonstrating a pair of trousers. The shock wave has caused mayhem across central London.

Wonder if she is auditioning for a new Tesco advertisement? Every little helps

 

[galesgal57]

Somebody has ordered 4 bottles.

More money than sense.

 

[galesgal57]

Presenters who claim to use it exactly.

I doubt Pedro actually uses it

He probably bathes in it.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

 

[galesgal57]

Sally has a better tan than Trump today.

 

[galesgal57]

Foghorn saying she has waited ages for this shapewear to come into the business. She obviously doesn't wear these, because she was on her socials a couple of weeks ago bragging about a huge order she had placed with Bella Bodies Australia.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Weekly photo…

 

[Muttley]

An Ideal World spokesman said!
I’m always demonstrating with my wife just how to use a mop!

Anyway,I reckon I could show the finer arts of how to use a mop on telly in 5 minutes…not 1 hour!

Mr Barrel, may I just clarify your mop demonstrating comment. Do you demonstrate to Mrs Barrel how she needs to use the mop? Because if so I am concerned for your safety

Ignore me, I'm in a silly mood.

 

[Muttley]

Weekly photo…

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Cheers Duke! I see the Gammon is still around. And is it just me or does Torchy look more weird in that picture? Of course, the cleavage doesn't help

And I'm surprised they've got phones as up to date as the Nokia 3310, I loved mine.

 

[Muttley]

Foghorn Fanny just slapped her thigh twice whilst demonstrating a pair of trousers. The shock wave has caused mayhem across central London.

Wonder if she is auditioning for a new Tesco advertisement? Every little helps

I wondered what the noise was

Maybe IW are doing a panto this year and she's rehearsing already with the thigh slapping. I'm sure Pedro would make a good Widow Twankey...

 

[EmmaP]

Here’s I’m so Vain

 

[galesgal57]

I wondered what the noise was

Maybe IW are doing a panto this year and she's rehearsing already with the thigh slapping. I'm sure Pedro would make a good Widow Twankey...

Miss the T off!

 

[Muttley]

Here’s I’m so Vain

Well that's proved me wrong. I thought he only came out at night due to being a vampire

 

[galesgal57]

He's moving to a house with a sizeable garden. He will need a larger hose than that, then. We have had 3 of those 100ft hoses, they are light and easy to use, but are terrible for springing leaks. We've gone back to a conventional hosepipe, harder to use, but more reliable.

 

[EmmaP]

who needs Mr Mozzie when you Cats Urine Perfumes

 

[galesgal57]

Don't forget the electric fly killer.

 

[Ant7t]

Weekly photo…

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I won't ask which presenter is wearing the rubber mask.