Random musings and general banter.

[Professor Branestawm]

Excellent! I particularly like Rogue Knave but doesn’t sound despicable enough…
So now we have labels such as:
Pete The Perfidious
Mike The Miscreant
Jeremy The Unjust
Sally The Doolally etc

And it’s all in my newly published book! Ideal for a rainy day when you just want to shout at the telly and swear to your hearts content such as “You rogue knave!!!” Or even worse “You Rapscallion!!”

Inspired by the Oxford English Dictionary at only £49.99. Easy payment,just call our ‘fiendly’ call centre in Islamabad ,give them your bank details,passwords and access to your computer and payment will be processed before you can say “Scoundrels”…

And finally,congratulations if you get it. Stock going fast,it’s the book everyone wants.its life changing,it’ll never be on sale again,get it insured,impress your friends….but most importantly I need the money!…….(and I don’t care how I get it as long as I can continue to live in my luxury house in the countryside)

I still remember my first school trip to Paris. One of my classmates dropped something, and said what we all had learned from the French textbook -‘ooh la la!’.
Our guide burst out laughing. Turns out that it’s so out of date as a phrase, that it was like a school kid of today in England dropping something and coming out with ‘Gadzooks’.
Mind you, the guide soo taught us some VERY sweary alternatives….

 

[galesgal57]

Back in the day if anyone upset the fans up as Loftus Road they used to chuck the old type pennies at them. I know I got clipped by one and by god did it hurt.

They probably chuck Duchumps now.

 

[galesgal57]

Eh? You would refuse this?
To the Worlds best Mom:
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Do not open until Mothers Day…you’ll never guess what it is!

Beautifully wrapped though.

 

[galesgal57]

Do you really want to see him with an Afro?…too late!
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When he was on Bid, he had a full head of hair. It was quite light in colour if I remember correctly.

 

[Samki]

Thanks for the shirt off warning Janice - luckily I’m working toninght and will gladly miss it

 

[galesgal57]

Torchy in for Pedro. He's warning us in advance that he's going to have his shirt off for the NuFit belt. More posing and posturing, and doesn't he love it. That's me off.

 

[Battiola73]

They probably chuck Duchumps now.

Torchy in for Pedro. He's warning us in advance that he's going to have his shirt off for the NuFit belt. More posing and posturing, and doesn't he love it. That's me off.

Well that’s me not watching. He’s such a poser.

 

[EmmaP]

Where is Pedro

 

[Muttley]

I'm off as well. I've just eaten and want to keep my food down

Just had a quick look. Torchy is thankfully fully clothed and selling the spinning mop with a Mother's Day Price...

 

[Muttley]

Where is Pedro

He's walking into a patio door again...