Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Husband has just been watching QPR against Leeds, and they are advertising Christophe Duchamp watches at the ground. Obviously not good enough for the Premier League.

In all honesty, the Duchamp watches are better quality than 99% of football club watches out there, there is nothing wrong quality wise with their watches, they made a good choice in the watchmaker that makes their watches, BUT and it's a huge BUT, it's a shame that the company employs dubious marketing/sales tactics and use the shysters at IW, obviously the folks behind Duchump have very poor ethics/morals.

 

[EmmaP]

Torchy was on there again the other night, IW do Christophe Duchamp a favor, by advertising there watches for a hour, as it saves them advertising, so IW get the best prices

 

[Battiola73]

A mop for Mother's Day.
How do the buyers at IW like to think we treat our beloved mothers?

Visions of Nora Batty chasing Compo down her steps with mop in hand (Last of the Summer Wine). Would imagine most mothers would feel the same if bought as a Mothering Sunday gift from her offspring.

 

[Battiola73]

Excellent! I particularly like Rogue Knave but doesn’t sound despicable enough…
So now we have labels such as:
Pete The Perfidious
Mike The Miscreant
Jeremy The Unjust
Sally The Doolally etc

And it’s all in my newly published book! Ideal for a rainy day when you just want to shout at the telly and swear to your hearts content such as “You rogue knave!!!” Or even worse “You Rapscallion!!”

Inspired by the Oxford English Dictionary at only £49.99. Easy payment,just call our ‘fiendly’ call centre in Islamabad ,give them your bank details,passwords and access to your computer and payment will be processed before you can say “Scoundrels”…

And finally,congratulations if you get it. Stock going fast,it’s the book everyone wants.its life changing,it’ll never be on sale again,get it insured,impress your friends….but most importantly I need the money!…….(and I don’t care how I get it as long as I can continue to live in my luxury house in the countryside)

All the grinning jackanapes of presenters should get their ears boxed forsooth! Rambunctious Rapscallions!

 

[galesgal57]

As long as I get a lovely card for Mother's Day I'm quite happy, I certainly wouldn't want a mop or some of those grotty faux plants.

 

[Battiola73]

Groundbreaking news. A revolutionary new cure for hair loss is now available on Ideal World.

I trust that they'll be proving its effectiveness by applying it to Peter Simon and Mike Mason's bonces.

Seems to work on Gen’s hair

 

[EmmaP]

As long as I get a lovely card for Mother's Day I'm quite happy, I certainly wouldn't want a mop or some of those grotty faux plants.

What about the Waterproof Pants

 

[Battiola73]

They should have had Peter Simon there at half time, we sell these at Ideal World Go on ave a buy

Back in the day if anyone upset the fans up as Loftus Road they used to chuck the old type pennies at them. I know I got clipped by one and by god did it hurt.

 

[galesgal57]

Seems to work on Gen’s hair

Can't make my mind up whether she looks like a witch or a goth.

 

[galesgal57]

What about the Waterproof Pants

I might make an exception for them.

 

[Hammy60]

Torchy was on there again the other night, IW do Christophe Duchamp a favor, by advertising there watches for a hour, as it saves them advertising, so IW get the best prices

Yeah he comes out with that LIE a lot on duchump shows he does. He got the idea for that LIE from Richard Mears / Instant Effects shows.

 

[Hammy60]

Seems to work on Gen’s hair

Thought it was Hair Gain with AnaGain that saved Gen's (and all the presenters) hair.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

As long as I get a lovely card for Mother's Day I'm quite happy, I certainly wouldn't want a mop or some of those grotty faux plants.

Eh? You would refuse this?
To the Worlds best Mom:

Do not open until Mothers Day…you’ll never guess what it is!

 

[Muttley]

Visions of Nora Batty chasing Compo down her steps with mop in hand (Last of the Summer Wine). Would imagine most mothers would feel the same if bought as a Mothering Sunday gift from her offspring.

If I received a mop as a present I would chase after them and shove it...

I didn't think it was necessary to complete the above sentence!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

If I received a mop as a present I would chase after them and shove it...

I didn't think it was necessary to complete the above sentence!

…’along my expensive newly tiled kitchen floor’?

 

[Muttley]

All the grinning jackanapes of presenters should get their ears boxed forsooth! Rambunctious Rapscallions!

I'm definitely going to try to use Rambunctious Rapscallion in conversation

 

[Muttley]

…’along my expensive newly tiled kitchen floor’?

Well, I have to confess that wasn't quite what I was thinking

 

[Craftalot]

Seems to work on Gen’s hair

Do you think she's started to channel Claudia Winkleman recently? Woman of a certain age, dark hair, heavy-handed with the kohl pencil...who's the go-to style icon? I don't like the highlights though: they're not very Claudia.

 

[Bernie100]

Thought it was Hair Gain with AnaGain that saved Gen's (and all the presenters) hair.

Or the laser comb that she was selling previously that she said cured baldness.

There's a different baldness cure every day on Ideal World but still none of them have managed to work on Mike Mason's chrome dome.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Or the laser comb that she was selling previously that she said cured baldness.

There's a different baldness cure every day on Ideal World but still none of them have managed to work on Mike Mason's chrome dome.

Do you really want to see him with an Afro?…too late!