Random musings and general banter.

[EmmaP]

The chicken looked alive

 

[Samki]

The chicken looked alive

Definitely - I heard it clucking just a minute ago

 

[Muttley]

Moronic of the birds nests is in a particular belligerent mood tonight. Horrid to watch done in the guise of humour

I've said before that there may be an angry person just below the so called cheeky chappie surface.

 

[Muttley]

Emu balm coming up next. That's it, I'm off...

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Emu balm coming up next. That's it, I'm off...

 

[Muttley]

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I hope he appreciated me giving him advance warning

 

[Scraping the barrel]

A classic! I love the "we made a mistake on price again". Happens all the time, not a very professional company

Totally agree!
Perfidious vacuous scallywag scoundrels! ( just needs an excuse to get those wonderful words in).

The ‘mistake’ is always a price too high. How about if one day they were selling for £19.99 and said the price was a mistake. The price should be £49.99,for example.

No, never happens so that leads me to believe they are fibbing or downright lying

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I hope he appreciated me giving him advance warning

Oh he did. His Mom is in that jar tonight..

 

[Battiola73]

I bet that made your eyes water!!

I must have made my mum’s eyes and everything else too as I was also a 10lb 4oz baby.
My sister was 8lbs 10oz. Lost Mum in 2001 she was 89.

 

[Battiola73]

No Peter Simon this morning or tonight. Has he gone MIA?

We can live in hope.

 

[Battiola73]

He’s gone for a Full Facelift and BumLift, in honesty I don’t know

Will we have to call him bum face or face ar.e? Always reminds me of a joke going round yonks ago. She had so many face lifts her belly button is where her mouth should be (that’s the polite version)

 

[Battiola73]

What happened to the prawns?

Lost in Mike of the morons bird’s nest.

 

[EmmaP]

Will we have to call him bum face or face ar.e? Always reminds me of a joke going round yonks ago. She had so many face lifts her belly button is where her mouth should be (that’s the polite version)

Don’t talk about Natalia like that

 

[EmmaP]

I was 3lb 8oz, But I think I was born 33 weeks

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I was 3lb 8oz, But I think I was born 33 weeks

Mase of the Mikons was 15 pounds.. but he came out on 3 flexis and no p&p

 

[EmmaP]

How much longer is Emu Bore going to be on for

 

[Muttley]

How much longer is Emu Bore going to be on for

For ever and ever... (to quote Demis Roussos)

 

[Muttley]

Totally agree!
Perfidious vacuous scallywag scoundrels! ( just needs an excuse to get those wonderful words in).

The ‘mistake’ is always a price too high. How about if one day they were selling for £19.99 and said the price was a mistake. The price should be £49.99,for example.

No, never happens so that leads me to believe they are fibbing or downright lying

If you want some more words to add to your collection, how about reprobate miscreant or rogue knave

 

[EmmaP]

I couldn’t be done with it this evening, too much time taken up on Emu and the Mattress

 

[Mollie]

I lost my mum in 2020 because of covid - she didn’t have covid, she had a bad fall then had a blood clot. The hospital wouldn’t admit her as they said she was high risk of catching it. My mum had no underlying health conditions and walked at least 4 miles a day. Shocking and devastating

This must have been utterly heartbreaking . It happened in reverse for my aunt, March 2020 just before it was "official" she was admitted to hospital from a care home with an unrelated illness, returned back after catching covid in hospital (presumably unaware to everyone ) then the care home was infected and went into lockdown so she died alone (so as far as family concerned) this happened to 3 other residents. Shameful time for those "in charge"