Random musings and general banter.

[Wanderer]

His friend takes it to a hotel room! I'm sure she doesn't.

Thats his special friend that charges by the hour.... uses it for her smalls afterwards.

 

[HughTwo]

He's now made a call out to Trevor and Pauline in the Cotswolds asking if they have a portable washing machine!!!

Do it wash watches?

 

[Wanderer]

He's now made a call out to Trevor and Pauline in the Cotswolds asking if they have a portable washing machine!!!

Do it wash watches?

Only ones designed for Divers....

 

[Bernie100]

Most expensive bucket ever

 

[Samki]

Opportunities knock.....

Opportunist knocks more like

 

[Samki]

Have Trevor and Pauline overtaken Muriel in the tat buying stakes?

 

[Muttley]

He's now made a call out to Trevor and Pauline in the Cotswolds asking if they have a portable washing machine!!!

Do it wash watches?

At that size it's more likely to be a jewellery cleaning machine than a washing machine!

 

[HughTwo]

Have Trevor and Pauline overtaken Muriel in the tat buying stakes?

It must be neck and neck.

Trevor way ahead in the watches but, if Pedro to be believed, Muriel now has a least two portable washing machines

 

[Muttley]

Have Trevor and Pauline overtaken Muriel in the tat buying stakes?

I think so, yes.

 

[Muttley]

It must be neck and neck.

Trevor way ahead in the watches but, if Pedro to be believed, Muriel now has a least two portable washing machines

And Muriel loves the handbags that Peter sells. After we were laughing on here about how awful they were.

 

[HughTwo]

I think so, yes.

Wonder how it compares when it comes to spending?

Remember, Muriel bought some expensive coloured light beauty thing to cure her poodle's leg

 

[Muttley]

I would have thought the miniature washing machines would have sold out by now...

Although, as it was Pete and not Mike of the Masons selling he didn't claim they were flying out the door...

 

[Wanderer]

I would have thought the miniature washing machines would have sold out by now...

Although, as it was Pete and not Mike of the Masons selling he didn't claim they were flying out the door...

No, but they had so many people asking not long after 8pm that they brought it to air early.

Same story a few days ago, watches was it that time. One nightmare merges into another.

 

[HughTwo]

You have to be quick if you want one of the washing machines in green

 

[Muttley]

You have to be quick if you want one of the washing machines in green

Thanks for the heads up, I won't bother then

 

[EmmaP]

Quickest selling machine of this year

 

[Wanderer]

More reaction to this than any other product....

Does he means texts or messages on here?

Important question is it anti-mercurial and does it have HEPA?

 

[Muttley]

More reaction to this than any other product....

Does he means texts or messages on here?

Important question is it anti-mercurial and does it have HEPA?

Did he specify if they were positive or negative messages?

They could be along the lines of "give me me my money back you f*****g shysters". Or "this machine is a load of ******** *********" (insert any offensive words you see fit)

 

[Wanderer]

You have to be quick if you want one of the washing machines in green

Thanks for the heads up, I won't bother then

Still available.

Did Theresa buy the Green I wonder

 

[EmmaP]

If Jeremy turns up at 10, with this machine I’ll scream