Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

Bit unfair to Hammy! But what would be good is Hammy selling Gammon

As long as Mark is not in the kitchen area at the same time, quite like a bit of well done gammon but not scorched.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

How many left Rand?.. we’ve only got a handful says he. So,how many is a handful Pete?
Is a ‘handful’ 2,3,4 or if you are Trevor could be 20,21,22..handful is not a mathematical term Peter you twonker. Just tell it as it is will you?

I’m on the edge of my seat here. Don’t know if I’ll get one now

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I know sweet f.a about watches but having listened to him I know even less now.

 

[Hammy60]

Peter - It's £40 that's only four £10 notes.

Is there some reason that Peter feels the need to let us know that There is 4 x £10 notes in £40? Does he think we're that stupid we wouldn't know that?

 

[EmmaP]

We’ve still the ****** washing machine to appear yet

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He says you won’t see anybody else with these Heritor watches..
Well,that could mean different things.
I mean,you don’t see many folk with a Fiat Panda or a Reliant Robin. Says something

 

[Hammy60]

I know sweet f.a about watches but having listened to him I know even less now.

Listening to Peter just sucks the intelligence right out of your brain, you feel dumber after one of his shows.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

George is in,don’t know if he’ll get it
Michael,Robert ,Chris… come on Robert got my money on you.!

If only you all knew the excitement at our house. Me and the wife having a sweepstake here..come on Robert,come on..oh God George is back in..
This could go to the line..

 

[Hammy60]

What the F*** is an Omega Ocean Master.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Hammy! You traitor! Calling in

 

[Hammy60]

Oh I've two Heritors.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh I've two Heritors.

I know! Lost all my money now. You were a late runner. Flipping Robert

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Which one is Phil going for?
God I’m glue to my tv here..come on Phil do tell

 

[Hammy60]

I've only one brand in my collection that starts with an 'H' and it ain't Heritor.

 

[galesgal57]

Why does he insist on calling them gold.

 

[Samki]

George is in,don’t know if he’ll get it
Michael,Robert ,Chris… come on Robert got my money on you.!

If only you all knew the excitement at our house. Me and the wife having a sweepstake here..come on Robert,come on..oh God George is back in..
This could go to the line..

VAR may be called for here

 

[ronzy75]

What the F*** is an Omega Ocean Master.

Have you not seen the new Omega releases yet Hammy? Planet master sea ocean 300 SMP

 

[Hammy60]

Why does he insist on calling them gold.

Makes it sound better than gold plated.

 

[EmmaP]

he talks rubbish

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Makes it sound better than gold plated.

Not only gold plated but yella..whatever that is