Random musings and general banter.

[Battiola73]

I remember when I was a whisker over 16 I had quite greasy hair, and was on the YTS at the time. They 'accosted' me and washed my hair in that, or something very similar. I'm still alive and still have hair, but maybe it could be sold as a shampoo instead

Was swarfiga that green gloopy stuff that’d get gloss paint off your hands?

 

[Ant7t]

Do they send Pedro out to milk the Emus?

Maybe they should

 

[Wanderer]

Must be arthritic wrists with watch overload

 

[Ant7t]

Was swarfiga that green gloopy stuff that’d get gloss paint off your hands?

Yup. And oil. It was good at that. Industrial hand cleaner.

 

[HughTwo]

Maybe they should

With his knees/weak core, that might not be wise.

He'd need to seduce them under a sherpa blanket

 

[Ant7t]

With his knees/weak core, that might not be wise.

He'd need to seduce them under a sherpa blanket

And his gammy feet. And maybe if he attempted to seduce them under that blanket, he might end up singing falsetto.

 

[Kit10]

Did a double take when I heard Pete say that they had been selling it on IW for 3-4 years. I’m pretty sure, like almost everything else they sell, came over from TJC. I remember when it first appeared on TJC, round about Covid time. Good God, is he back with that Flippin’ Balm???

 

[HughTwo]

he has Urban Jacks trainers on because shoes were making his feet swell up!

"I put on the grey ones with a suit and I think they really work, don't they?"

No Pedro, you look ridiculous - as per

 

[Hammy60]

Last of the stock....

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Coming up at 8.30 yet another allegedly world excusive launch of a H8ter Winston watch.

They're 5 years too late for a World exclusive.

Watchgang were giving them out in 2019.

even Debenhams are selling them.

https://www.debenhams.com/product/h...v6I_dUkn9jyo0bXv8pJSxTbxIxJ3b_l&colour=Silver

 

[Ant7t]

Seriously, if he has any more ailments he'd either be laid out and waiting for the undertaker, or be a 'great' study for medical students as to how he's still standing. And talking of standing, grey does not work with that suit.

 

[HughTwo]

A world first coming up with Heritor watches.

Trevor from the Cotswolds will need the "stress remedy" kit to calm him down.
Pedro said "they're used in........................................homes........."

 

[HughTwo]

Hammy just texted in to say these Heritors "will never let you down"

Hopefully you don't feel the same way about Emu Balm

 

[Hammy60]

Well Debenhams is destroying IW's introductory price.

 

[Hammy60]

Hammy just texted in to say these Heritors "will never let you down"

Hopefully you don't feel the same way about Emu Balm

Ah well Charlie and the team must be reading the forum tonight.

 

[HughTwo]

Ah well Charlie and the team must be reading the forum tonight.

Looks like it - he read out the text before he even revealed the price.

 

[HughTwo]

people from other parts of the world buying on the web

Pauline has bought one for Trevor

And a dirty Peter trope - "the leather strap is butter soft"

They expected the watch to go to air for £299.99 but "conversations across the pond allowed us to sell it as this price".

And then the usual advice "put it on your household insurance"

 

[Samki]

people from other parts of the world buying on the web

Pauline has bought one for Trevor

And a dirty Peter trope - "the leather strap is butter soft"

They expected the watch to go to air for £299.99 but "conversations across the pond allowed us to sell it as this price".

And then the usual advice "put it on your household insurance"

Or was that from the depths of the pond?

 

[HughTwo]

"Hammy, Michael, Trevor and Muriel have a Heritor - they are for the discerning viewer"

Hammy keeping such exalted company!!

 

[Bernie100]

George from Trumpton just got his! I wonder is he related to Tracey from Trumpton?

 

[HughTwo]

I can't take any more of him tonight.
Now it's a sombre Pedro assuring George in Trumpton the watch will be with him by Friday at the latest.

Another completely ludicrous evening on IW