Random musings and general banter.

[Tricompax]

Those Stools Alex and Mike are selling are actually good well done IW

You didn’t see where Mikey Mason pulled it apart trying to open it up in to the stool

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Mason positively evangelical about the USB Heated Tambourine this evening..

 

[Battiola73]

I just heard Foghorn Sally say that she thought that she was going to die when she was ill recently. So she's now doubling her daily dosage of collagen, gut wealth, food supplements and all the other quack medicine rubbish that she says that she takes and which she says that we should all take ( I'm not medically trained but here's some medical advice anyway!) A right fat load of good they did for you Foghorn when you were recently on your deathbed, eh?

Maybe all the snake oil/quack medicine she takes was what made her ill n the first place.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Those Stools Alex and Mike are selling are actually good well done IW

Ooh I don’t know,these are probably better. So well done somebody!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Come to think of it,everything that IW sells is a ‘stool’ when you think about it

 

[HughTwo]

Beardy O'Mason is really at home flogging cheap fashion - he must have done a spell on a market stall (he's done every other job).

Come on dahlin' that coat will look good on you whatever colour you choose - the way it fits and cuts mean you'll be over the moon.
It looks amazing with jeans, leggins', while you're da'n the pub, dancing to a bit of plinky plonky - look superb on my bedroom floor my luv, ooooh, I'm a cheeky Mason but you lurve me!!

 

[HughTwo]

I felt slightly bilious when he just said: "we're not only here to put smiles on faces but to put some very lovely items your way"

And breaking news - "last" chance to get the super-dooper vacuum cleaner.
Presume that means Peter Vandenationalgrid is skulking behind the scenes.
Maybe the last chance to buy it on February 19, 2025?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Women’s low cost fashion in a supposed peak traffic hour? Odd…

 

[Hammy60]

I felt slightly bilious when he just said: "we're not only here to put smiles on faces but to put some very lovely items your way"

And breaking news - "last" chance to get the super-dooper vacuum cleaner.
Presume that means Peter Vandenationalgrid is skulking behind the scenes.
Maybe the last chance to buy it on February 19, 2025?

Mr Hepa is missing, Mason doing demos himself, so one must ask the question, why are TJC wasting money using a bit part actor for demos that the presenters can do themselves?

 

[Samki]

Mr Hepa is missing, Mason doing demos himself, so one must ask the question, why are TJC wasting money using a bit part actor for demos that the presenters can do themselves?

Why is he not hoovering up the teabags - I don’t want it, if it can’t do that

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Strangely, he fails to mention the Power of the National Grid with this one? Usual lousy demonstration sucking up Rice Krispies (Other Cereals are Available). Grand hypocrisy at its finest. Cordless vacuums are universally slagged off by Van Shuckuppeezpeezebitz with his corded demos. Tonight they are wonderful.

 

[Wanderer]

About a week ago my local Morissons had a general sale of items in the entrance area.
Various miscellaneous items in plastic crates.

My local has been doing the same thing for a while now, its almost like the "Middle of Lidl".

 

[Wanderer]

Maybe all the snake oil/quack medicine she takes was what made her ill n the first place.

I was going to post something similar.

Maybe she catches sight of her own reflection in all those mirrors at home or in the posts on her many socials... and that makes her feel ill, it would me.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Do we actually have a bargain before us? Oh no…we don’t…

https://hollandsworkwear.co.uk/products/regatta-mens-banbury-wax-bodywarmer

 

[EmmaP]

Probably stock they got on the cheap

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Usual top dollar RRP on the manufacturer’s website. Significantly cheaper elsewhere to levels £20 or so higher than or similar to around the Ideal World price, or even five or six pounds cheaper.

 

[Wanderer]

Usual top dollar RRP on the manufacturer’s website. Significantly cheaper elsewhere to levels £20 or so higher than or similar to around the Ideal World price, or even five or six pounds cheaper.

Regatta do seem to be one of brands with RRPs that are high.

Mostly made in China, some in Myanmar.

 

[HughTwo]

Usual top dollar RRP on the manufacturer’s website. Significantly cheaper elsewhere to levels £20 or so higher than or similar to around the Ideal World price, or even five or six pounds cheaper.

But, according to Beardy O'Mason, IW bought up all the gilets they could get - apart from the cheaper ones available elsewhere.
"People keep emailing - Mike, why don't you do the bigger sizes? Well we have gone and got them for you gang".

You can imagine Of-Masons striding into his local fake country pub in a wax gilet.

"Good evenung landlord, Lord Of-the-Masons will be having one of your finest flagons of laager, you have been so advised.
"Blimey squire, it's busy tonight. Loads of drinkers coming in, those pork scratchings will be flying out, and I mean flying out. I'm not surprised.
"Oh yes, here they come, Trevor, Robert, Gillian, Muriel, Enid, Clive, Anthony, loads of them......"

 

[Alex Knowles]

Gotta say that Alex looked a right twonker actually. Sorry Alex,forgot you are an esteemed member of this Ideal World support forum but I say it as it is,me! I’ve got to be honest wiv ya Alex every day of the week and twice on Sundays!

Those pyjams may look ok on our Bet or Trevor or Muriel but Alex,seriously? May be worth ‘a buy’ for the free fragrance which,according to Sally,is amazing and fantastic (noticed no presenter ever says the fragrance smells like )

Stick to blankets and pilla’s Alex (not literally). No disrespect meant,ok,alright,ok

You are spot on @Scraping the barrel …I should definitely stick to the pillows as I don’t think Levi’s, Calvin Klein or Diesel are coming knocking at my door anytime soon!! I did say ‘the guys in the forum are going to give me pelters for this’! So fair play!! I was fully expecting it .
I had a laugh today to be fair. They asked me if I wouldn’t mind showing the men’s PJ’s as I think they are getting a proper male model in the future so I’m happy to do it, poke some fun at myself and have a laugh with the regular viewers. Sometimes I need days like today where it’s a bit of fun and not too overly serious about pillows and mattresses etc . But yes - I looked a prize wally trying to model but the PJ’s were quite nice! Again - fair play to the models that do this…I had to change constantly and I wasn’t managing to keep up!! Had wires hanging out of the pockets etc!! Think I’ll leave the catwalk to the pro’s next time! . Hope you have all had a good night and love the photo @Duke of Cheese

 

[Muttley]

You are spot on @Scraping the barrel …I should definitely stick to the pillows as I don’t think Levi’s, Calvin Klein or Diesel are coming knocking at my door anytime soon!! I did say ‘the guys in the forum are going to give me pelters for this’! So fair play!! I was fully expecting it .
I had a laugh today to be fair. They asked me if I wouldn’t mind showing the men’s PJ’s as I think they are getting a proper male model in the future so I’m happy to do it, poke some fun at myself and have a laugh with the regular viewers. Sometimes I need days like today where it’s a bit of fun and not too overly serious about pillows and mattresses etc . But yes - I looked a prize wally trying to model but the PJ’s were quite nice! Again - fair play to the models that do this…I had to change constantly and I wasn’t managing to keep up!! Had wires hanging out of the pockets etc!! Think I’ll leave the catwalk to the pro’s next time! . Hope you have all had a good night and love the photo @Duke of Cheese

I knew you'd think of us

Anyway, I'm just jealous, no-one has ever asked me to do any modelling!