Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

EVERYBODY’S talking about Doctors Formula he says.

Yes I know it’s getting really monotonous. Wife asking me if I’ve got any,kids calling asking the same,neighbours offering me some,strangers on the bus all chatting about it,shoppers in Asda demanding it and banging fists on the counter…gangs mugging old people for it round here.
The Govt need to act!

 

[Muttley]

Those socks are marked Left and Right brilliant!
Like being at school this is. Will I die if I put the left on the right?

“put them on the right leg” he says. I know what he means,but this is so funny..talking socks for 20 minutes now blimey!

Sock it to me Mike!

I'm now confused (not unusual at my age). Does this mean that you have to put socks on the right way round? I may have been putting then in the wrong feet for years. I'm now traumatised

 

[galesgal57]

Peter will be getting so distressed

I think he takes Numii now. You can buy collagen from any health food shop, even Amazon sell it. I have never taken it, or ever will. My face may look like a melted candle, but at my age I couldn't care less.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s begging us to buy. We must buy it…..shove it up your ar*e Mike..no no shove it in your mouth as that’s where your comes out

 

[EmmaP]

I’m gonna watch Eastenders in a bit, I believe Ross Kemp returns tonight

 

[Muttley]

I think he takes Numii now. You can buy collagen from any health food shop, even Amazon sell it. I have never taken it, or ever will. My face may look like a melted candle, but at my age I couldn't care less.

I have a simple skincare routine based on cleanse, tone and moisturise. Cleansing cream then face wash (to get rid of all the muck in the air in London), tone, then serum and day or night cream and eye cream.

No expensive devices, mostly Olay anti aging stuff when on offer in Boots. And a facial twice a year as a treat. Beyond that I don't care!

 

[galesgal57]

I’m gonna watch Eastenders in a bit, I believe Ross Kemp returns tonight

I watched it this morning, and he turns up at the end.

 

[EmmaP]

I have a simple skincare routine based on cleanse, tone and moisturise. Cleansing cream then face wash (to get rid of all the muck in the air in London), tone, then serum and day or night cream and eye cream.

No expensive devices, mostly Olay anti aging stuff when on offer in Boots. And a facial twice a year as a treat. Beyond that I don't care!

Mine is basically soap and water, can’t even remember the last time I used makeup

 

[Scraping the barrel]

 

[Muttley]

Mine is basically soap and water, can’t even remember the last time I used makeup

I do wear make up so need a bit more a keep my face clean.

 

[galesgal57]

I wear it when I go out. I've had two separate hospital appointments this week, and today I went out to lunch. Next week I'm at home, so won't be wearing make up. I remember my late Mum putting make up on for my Dad coming home from work every day!

 

[EmmaP]

Never exactly been the girly girl type

 

[Craftalot]

Can she not be returned under money back guarantee?

Unfortunately not - someone peeled the label off which sealed her gob shut and, as Gollum says - you take the tags off, you've bought it.

 

[Samki]

I am so pleased that moronic has managed to negotiate such a brilliant, time limited offer. It has been reported that the UN and law enforcement agencies are queuing up to offer him employment as a skilled negotiator

 

[Hammy60]

The Jacques de Manoir watches, again. Feature a lot on Jessie and Janice's late night shows, obviously struggling to sell them.

Mason starts off in usual mode, looks like a £10,000 - £15,000 watch.

Oh Mike's negotiated a huge discount, it's £15 cheaper the price it featured before.

 

[Niwa]

Ah, so I assume its a pre-facelift with the slightly different grill, headlights without the little bumps in for sidelight bulbs.



I recall skateboarding or roller skating being involved.



Can she not be returned under money back guarantee?

You got it re my Fiesta, the face lift model has the slightly different more stylish rear light cluster.
Despite the mk6/7 being nearly two decades old I think probably at a pinnacle before designs started to go OTT.

 

[Craftalot]

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Is it just me, or does that woman look remarkably unbothered that she's been grabbed from behind and has got a gun to her head? Her face sort of says 'hmm, actually did I unplug my straighteners...?'

 

[EmmaP]

It’s meant to be trolley bags

 

[EmmaP]

Jacques De Horseminure

 

[Niwa]

Jacques De Horseminure

Masons reeling off the HorseManure again tonight.
Wow this evening is so full of never to be repeated items or prices!