Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Nice to see Trev from The Cotswolds launching his own fashion range this morning…..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trevor has become a bit of an icon nay celebrity in our house. Photos everywhere. Even sitting on the loo we can look at him and salivate.

He will send you a signed photo for £999 on 1 flexi just email him at
TrevFromtheCotswolds@Imustbethemostgullibleviewerintheworld.co.uk.

His world tour starts at the O2 Arena in London followed by another sell out at Stow-on-the-Wold sheep market where he doesn’t do anything but you can take pics and get autographs!

Trev for PM! On behalf of the Ideal World Party…and what a party,jelly,ice cream,cakes,dehumidifiers,cordlesset al

 

[Craftalot]

Nice to see Trev from The Cotswolds launching his own fashion range this morning…..

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Where did the Gunderson actually come from? Was she a TJC employee before IW3? Lyndsey is the absolute worst - could she shout louder in that horrible nasal voice? She likes to say how her father lives in some remote farmouse in the alps, and I think I can understand why now.

 

[EmmaP]

Isn’t she a auctioneer when not on IW

 

[Battiola73]

Where did the Gunderson actually come from? Was she a TJC employee before IW3? Lyndsey is the absolute worst - could she shout louder in that horrible nasal voice? She likes to say how her father lives in some remote farmouse in the alps, and I think I can understand why now.

I reckon she could stand at one end of the Mont Blanc tunnel and he’d hear her shouting at him. At least I can turn the sound down or usually off when she’s on, but it’s when she actually opens her Blackwall Tunnel gob and you can see what she had for breakfast. Revolting.

 

[Battiola73]

Well, I thought I’d seen it all. Foghorn Fanny selling an electric foot polisher. Why? Why do you need to polish your feet beyond me? I reckon she should sell it to moronic Mike to polish his head or to patio Pete to polish his nails.

You can also buy both colours with a 5% discount, does that mean you can polish each foot separately?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter and Mike selling their own merchandise now:
The first one is only available to Ideal World customers:

Buy 1 for £10.00 or special offer 10 for £1,000!

Next do not miss this! Our names embossed on this luxury,and I mean luxury,toilet roll.
It’s an absolute joy! And we’ve gotta be honest wiv ya it’s the best bog roll we’ve ever brought to air. You could use it as a rug or as a Sherpa throw but if you use it for its designed purpose,if you will,then you only need to use it once,be so advised as it can then be returned (yes we are eco friendly) and we can resell it with the rest of the

Only 1 p or as many p’s as you like

 

[cheeky chappie]

Nice to see Trev from The Cotswolds launching his own fashion range this morning…..

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Switch off, bugger off!

Love it

 

[cheeky chappie]

Well, I thought I’d seen it all. Foghorn Fanny selling an electric foot polisher. Why? Why do you need to polish your feet beyond me? I reckon she should sell it to moronic Mike to polish his head or to patio Pete to polish his nails.

You can also buy both colours with a 5% discount, does that mean you can polish each foot separately?

I use it to polish my balls ...





... the chrome effect decorative ones in my hallway. Whatever else did you think I meant?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Well, I thought I’d seen it all. Foghorn Fanny selling an electric foot polisher. Why? Why do you need to polish your feet beyond me? I reckon she should sell it to moronic Mike to polish his head or to patio Pete to polish his nails.

You can also buy both colours with a 5% discount, does that mean you can polish each foot separately?

No not Pete or Mike . As you know you can’t polish a turd!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

You ain’t gonna believe this but watching Dickinsons Real Deal from Market Bosworth and Trevor is on at this very moment selling a gold pocket watch…..hmmm I wonder if this figment of imagination is real?

£1,350 on the table! Deal done.
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