Random musings and general banter.

[cheeky chappie]

I doubt it Mikey boy. If they sell out I’ll run down my street naked

Don't tell me, I don't even have to watch. Was there one or more of these per chance?

Flyin' at!!! (at meaning out)
Internet in meldan!!!
Phone lines gone crazy!!!
I say this not to rush you ...

 

[cheeky chappie]

1pm tomorrow - Tompion watches with Pedro.

Guaranteed he'll call them Papillon at some point.

 

[cheeky chappie]

See it's another 2 weeks before they're dispatched.

And two weeks after receipt they stop working.

Symmetry.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Well that ain't a good look, something not right with this movement.

Time on watch is 26 minutes to 10, sub dial is at 12. They should be the same.

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At most they should be flogging these for the first flexi. Where's Peter S when you need him, for once he'd be right!

£38 on five flexis!!!

 

[PhædrusR]

I wouldn’t want to stereotype the average IW viewer either but I’ve found a snapshot of one or two:
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To be fair, they've probably got bundle loads of cash to spend on overpriced £2k watches as spare cash from the exorbitant costs of residential care home fees.

 

[Niwa]

It's 12:30 now and Joanne doing the Thomas Tompion stuff. I don't suppose she knows much about it but it's probably £25 quid for nearly £200?

 

[Battiola73]

Does that make Pedro Cuthbert, Dibble or Grub?

More like Dribble or Grubby.

 

[Wanderer]

More like Dribble or Grubby.

Maybe his porn star name would have been Grubby Dribbler.





Or will it be his nickname in the nursing home in a few years?

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro using the vibration plate in full suit and tie. Wonder what's happened to the famous crusty blue shorts?

 

[Wanderer]

Pedro using the vibration plate in full suit and tie. Wonder what's happened to the famous crusty blue shorts?

They are taking a spin in the pop-up washing mashing Voluminizer sold him, might take a while to get clean though.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Pedro using the vibration plate in full suit and tie. Wonder what's happened to the famous crusty blue shorts?

In fairness, going back through the archives, that eight stone he says he lost using this machine, looks to be not far off the truth in this case…

 

[Muttley]

Pedro using the vibration plate in full suit and tie. Wonder what's happened to the famous crusty blue shorts?

Perhaps they didn't survive the IW washing machine. Or it could be that were donated to a museum of ancient artefacts...

 

[Muttley]

I've just had an appointment with my rheumatology consultant at my local hospital. She's very pleased with my lack of deterioration but also commented on my cheerful demeanour which can have a positive effect on health generally. I reckon a lot of that is the laughs I get on here. Thanks everyone

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’ll Go to Hell, Me…Chronic cough alert warning zone…

‘Ave a Buy. No….’Ave a Multi-Buy. This Bluetooth MDF ceramic heated coffin. See yourselves off in style and warmth on the cold, cold nights to come this July. Get yourself a few spares, for friends and family…Okay?? Splutter…Hack Up..Charley? Are people multi-buying these musical HEPA filter coffins? No, Walter. We can’t shift them. PEOPLE ARE MULTI-BUYING in their thousands…Splutter….

 

[Duke of Cheese]

The handle is the ‘remote control’ says Van Didentteknowifbatteriezinkludedde…advises with product gravitas for the fantastically priced cordless mop (same price on TJC plus an extra 10% off code). A remote control fixed to the device it powers? Incredible innovation.
Why doesn’t he know if batteries are definitely included with the item? Hanging around the studio machine reading the Equity Monthly acting jobs probably.

 

[Muttley]

I’ll Go to Hell, Me…Chronic cough alert warning zone…

‘Ave a Buy. No….’Ave a Multi-Buy. This Bluetooth MDF ceramic heated coffin. See yourselves off in style and warmth on the cold, cold nights to come this July. Get yourself a few spares, for friends and family…Okay?? Splutter…Hack Up..Charley? Are people multi-buying these musical HEPA filter coffins? No, Walter. We can’t shift them. PEOPLE ARE MULTI-BUYING in their thousands…Splutter….

Duke, have Muriel and Trevor been lucky enough to get one? We need to know

 

[Duke of Cheese]

And Sam and Ella - the new 95 year olds dedicated viewers…

 

[Wanderer]

Or it could be that were donated to a museum of ancient artifacts...

Like the shroud from an Egyptian mummy.....










Actually, can't have been Pedro don't have anything to do with any kind of facts

 

[EmmaP]

I've just had an appointment with my rheumatology consultant at my local hospital. She's very pleased with my lack of deterioration but also commented on my cheerful demeanour which can have a positive effect on health generally. I reckon a lot of that is the laughs I get on here. Thanks everyone

Don’t thank me Muttley I bring depression

 

[Wanderer]

Don’t thank me Muttley I bring depression

That made me chuckle, so can't be the case.