Random musings and general banter.

[historymystery]

I don’t know why he can’t fin….Or finish a £550 to £6…price comparison. Is it del…Is it…Or does he do it bec….Snow…up my bac….Brian if you go for the gr….0800 051 7….And er…As I say…In Switzerland themselves…you always…0800….Okay?

Should be paired with Adina on Gemporia. For the past 10 years she's held the award for never finishing a sentence and was runner-up in the award for answering a question that one of the crew have asked her off-screen whilst the viewers haven't a Scooby-Doo what she's talking about. So you regularly get such gems (pun intended) as "did it?" "Yes, that's right." "Who said that?"

Adina, love: by hell's blue light what the flip are you talking about?

 

[historymystery]

ANTHONY.......ANTHONY.......what's Anthony going for?

ANTHONY......if you go for the green, you will get one.........

Pamela......June.....ANTHONY......

Does anyone doubt that Anthony is a figment of his imagination??

ANTHONY......if you go for the green, you will get one.........

Probably means a speeding ticket.

And I am reliably informed by them as should know that Anthony is as genuine as Trevor from the Cotswolds.

 

[historymystery]

Not IW related, But more of a health update.

My Mental Health and Sleep has not got any better, If anything worse, seeing a Doctor next Monday which may lead to me having to go somewhere for Therapy.

Hope your visit to the GP helps, Emma. Look after yourself and hoping things improve soon for you.

 

[historymystery]

Oh God,got her name wrong! It’s Agnes or is it Gertrude? I feel awful. Think I’ve caught that virus Simonitus..

Sometimes it feels like he is forcing us to buy…

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Alias Al Crapone.

 

[Wanderer]

He's in a bright yellow pinny.

"Chef' Mark is the man in black - mourning for his career.

The usual flurry of lies "when we first saw these, they were 45 pound per pan".

"Not only are they five times more durable than your average pan".
But 'chef' Mark has had pans for more than 40 years

Simples - you can't see all the burnt bits on a black outfit....

 

[Wanderer]

When Pedro keeps speaking about Christain at Traser, this is what he looks like, Christian is on the left and Craig Hestner (R2A watches, American Distributor) is on the right

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It's a young Robert Llewelyn that played Kryten.

 

[Wanderer]

Unfortunately Emma, that Aswad bottle looks cheap and tacky.
Thought Aswad was a band.

It's a misprint, the marketing team named it Asbad, because its smells as bad as the others they sell.

 

[Wanderer]

Has anyone ever counted up the number of lies an Ideal World presenter typically tells in each one hour show? It must run into the hundreds especially when Pedro or Moronic Mike are on.

I had one of these and tried to keep up, but it burnt out....

 

[cheeky chappie]

He probably has to hang Herself’s extra larges on theirs - day after day after day…Now all the Milk Tray ads have dried up…

After they've been washed in the tabletop washing machine they sell ...

 

[Wanderer]

After they've been washed in the tabletop washing machine they sell ...

It would take all day, one pair at a time....

 

[cheeky chappie]

'Ideal World ... Our Shop That Never Shuts'

Emmm, like every single online retailer then

 

[cheeky chappie]

It would take all day, one pair at a time....

They should get the drone guy to demo it

'And this has features you'd find on a washing machine costing three four even five hundred pounds!!!'

 

[Wanderer]

They should get the drone guy to demo it

'And this has features you'd find on a washing machine costing three four even five hundred pounds!!!'

Don't forget the carry handle and extra paddle we've bundled in thats worth £200.

Would it have hand gesture control though and what kind of gesture would you need for it to deal with skidmarks....

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Here he comes….

 

[EmmaP]

The purses again

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I’m not allowed to give you a list of things that could possibly scare you. So I’m not going give you the list. I’m just going to tell you everything that’s on the list to scare you, and then tell you I’m not giving you the list so I don’t scare you.

Would love to know why that director from the BBC!!!! has ended up on a cheap and nasty shopping channel?

 

[Muttley]

I’m not allowed to give you a list of things that could possibly scare you. So I’m not going give you the list. I’m just going to tell you everything that’s on the list to scare you, and then tell you I’m not giving you the list so I don’t scare you.

Would love to know why that director from the BBC!!!! has ended up on a cheap and nasty shopping channel?

The only thing that's scaring me is thinking about what wildlife is nesting in Ofthemasons scruffy beard.

 

[EmmaP]

The only thing that's scaring me is thinking about what wildlife is nesting in Ofthemasons scruffy beard.

The Big Mac he had at lunchtime

 

[Wanderer]

The Big Mac he had at lunchtime

Every man with a beard knows it can be used to store a snack for later.

 

[Ant7t]

ANTHONY......if you go for the green, you will get one.........

Probably means a speeding ticket.

And I am reliably informed by them as should know that Anthony is as genuine as Trevor from the Cotswolds.

It wasn't me, and as far as I know, I exist. Much to the annoyance of some, no doubt