Random musings and general banter.

[galesgal57]

Patrick Phillipe.

 

[galesgal57]

Oh no! They've over allocated. They are going to ring Ireland to get them removed from baskets.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh no! They’ve over allocated. What are we gonna do? Who knows? Who cares?
Move on to the corded vacuum cleaner please please,just put me out of my misery just as I was about to throw £700 up the wall..oh well it’ll probably be on again tomorrow

 

[Hammy60]

So Jean Paul works for Traser now, he must have jumped ship from Duchumps. Probably one of the best watches ever made! It's quartz.

Traser must be looking to get into the luxury end of the watch market and have seen how successful Jean Paul was at Dechump and have headhunted him to do the same for them, expect to seee Traser RRPs to go through the roof in the near future.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh! I see! They’ve ’technically’ sold out. Wtf does that mean? Anyway you can still get one…blimey Pete! Stop it! I’ve just cut my wrists thinking I had missed out

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I’m always diving into 500 metres of water on the way to work. This is perfect

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Hang on there are now 4 on this technical sell out! I am really beginning to think he is not being totally honest here

 

[galesgal57]

So they've gone from over allocated, to having four "bounce backs". What a load of bollox.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The Buying Lastard

 

[galesgal57]

Calm down. So the Traser is elite, better than Patek Phillipe and Audemars Piguet?

 

[Hammy60]

It's okay pedro, nobody will miss out on the traser, they'll just go to Kev's ebay site and get it for a £100 cheaper.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

If so many people are trying to check out why does he keep repeating the freephone number?
Liar liar pants on fire

 

[galesgal57]

Jim and Stephen, check out your baskets. Stephen Gerrard and James McAvoy no doubt, it is elite after all.

 

[Hammy60]

Jim and Stephen, check out your baskets. Stephen Gerrard and James McAvoy no doubt, it is elite after all.

Jim dropped out, get back on the phones, hurry.

 

[HughTwo]

DANIEL.....confirm DANIEL..........OH NO! Daniel's dropped out!!

One of you will get it.......

DANIEL'S BACK!!!!
He has to text Pedro and tell him if he gets it!

I don't know if I'll sleep tonight - such a cliffhanger.
Daniel - did he or didn't he?

 

[Francy19]

Unfortunately Emma, that Aswad bottle looks cheap and tacky.
Thought Aswad was a band.

 

[Samki]

Unfortunately Emma, that Aswad bottle looks cheap and tacky.
Thought Aswad was a band.

They are - chasing for the breeze, shine and don’t turn around are brilliant singles

 

[cheeky chappie]

Pedro, on how hard it is to get Traser watches as they sell out and are hard to get - "kev was trying to see if they could get a T100 Automatic, but Traser was having none of it"


Why would Kev need to contact Traser, he's got the Automatic in stock, sells it on the just4watches web site.

DOES HE NOT REALISE VIEWERS CAN GO ON THE INTERNET AND 9 TIMES OUT OF 10 DEBUNK THE GUFF HE SPOUTS?!? MULTIPLE OTHER RETAILERS ARE SELLING IT YOU MUPPET!!!

He presents, like they all do, as if THE INTERNET doesn't exist!

'The collectors will be snapping these up!!!'

Like they were last night? How are there any left if collectors want to snap them up?

 

[cheeky chappie]

Oh! I see! They’ve ’technically’ sold out. Wtf does that mean? Anyway you can still get one…blimey Pete! Stop it! I’ve just cut my wrists thinking I had missed out

Oh dear what to do?!?

I suppose I could buy from one of the other 1,000,000,000 retailers who are selling it.

 

[Battiola73]

I'm sitting watching the news. I hop over to IW and he says this:

'We're doing these for £10 on five flexis'

That's literally what he said. Of course the actual price is £49.99.

To me it's not even funny and not something to be glossed over as day to day word play that you might expect from a salesperson.

It's a scummy tactic, nowt else.

Always puts me in mind of saying “it’ll be ready on Saturday” and not specifying which Saturday.