Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t know why he can’t fin….Or finish a £550 to £6…price comparison. Is it del…Is it…Or does he do it bec….Snow…up my bac….Brian if you go for the gr….0800 051 7….And er…As I say…In Switzerland themselves…you always…0800….Okay?

 

[galesgal57]

Physical vapour disposition?

 

[cheeky chappie]

Physical vapour disposition?

I suffer from that after a curry ...

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh well done June,well done! He sounds almost plausible…sick bucket please

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Come on Mathew,check out. We’ve got a problem here. You MUST check out. Oh dear Gods,over allocated again..someone hasn’t checked out,you must check out.Again,alright,ok.
What’s Pamela gone for? Anthony please get the green..I’ve got 2 left,oh one blue has bounced back..Pamela where are you going? 2 of the green,now 3 of the green one bounced back..this is about..
I’ll tell you what this is about

 

[Scraping the barrel]

He’s reminding us that Emma’s coming up at 10..or is that Enema?

 

[HughTwo]

ANTHONY.......ANTHONY.......what's Anthony going for?

ANTHONY......if you go for the green, you will get one.........

Pamela......June.....ANTHONY......

Does anyone doubt that Anthony is a figment of his imagination??

 

[Jason]

On he came......almost drowned out by thumping music......"the UK's most popular tea-time show.......with Peter Simon..."
That's whopper number one.

He's had one of these days - a zip issue. "I could put castanets down there and not click"

Surprise, surprise some of the Matthey Tissot watches that sold out didn't go through - so he's bringing them back at 8.
The last of the stock,......- as if

He always seems to have "one of those days" whenever he does these intros. On the softer ones he does in the morning. It's a simple hello, good morning.

 

[Jason]

Look who's on with My name is Den!

 

[Hammy60]

When Pedro keeps speaking about Christain at Traser, this is what he looks like, Christian is on the left and Craig Hestner (R2A watches, American Distributor) is on the right

 

[Hammy60]

 

[galesgal57]

Look who's on with My name is Den!

But he's on his way to Switzerland, Pedro said so. Lying t*at!

 

[Jason]

But he's on his way to Switzerland, Pedro said so. Lying t*at!

Ah, it's streaming "live" but it says "this is a repeat show" in the top right corner i've just seen.

 

[galesgal57]

Ah, it's streaming "live" but it says "this is a repeat show" in the top right corner.

Still don't believe he's going to Switzerland.

 

[Hammy60]

But he's on his way to Switzerland, Pedro said so. Lying t*at!

That's a repeat, small graphic top right.

 

[galesgal57]

So Jean Paul works for Traser now, he must have jumped ship from Duchumps. Probably one of the best watches ever made! It's quartz.

 

[HughTwo]

Yet again, the debate about Pedro's age takes a twist.

"Not often I get butterflies," he lied, "In 50 years of doing this......"

So, is he over 70?
Or was it, aged 8, he was on Junior Showtime in 1975 going "ANTHONY.....ANTHONY......if you go for this Mickey Mouse watch we have one left....."

 

[candycane]

Peter Simon has all sorts of things wrong with him. Well I’m prepared and ordered his headstone in advance..’in loving memory’
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That is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time. Classic

 

[galesgal57]

He treats them with extreme reverence, and yet he will keep calling them Trasar.

 

[Hammy60]

Pedro, on how hard it is to get Traser watches as they sell out and are hard to get - "kev was trying to see if they could get a T100 Automatic, but Traser was having none of it"


Why would Kev need to contact Traser, he's got the Automatic in stock, sells it on the just4watches web site.