Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Creasy Gapons….

Fying luckers..

 

[Niwa]

Jeremy's 'friend' was also recently a victim of RFID fraud and lost thousands of pounds apparently.

It funny how all of the Ideal World presenters know "someone" who has been diddled but no-one else has, isn't it?

If anyone is interested in getting into RFID wallet technology try Home Bargains.
They do a nice men's one in black or a sort of chestnut brown.
It's made by the world famous brand of JCB and is devastatingly overpriced at a whole £5!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Things you may not know:
Collective nouns:

A murder of crows
An ambush of tigers
A mob of emus(yes,they’re back)
A zeal of zebras
A pledge of wasps
And this one A shyster of Ideal World Presenters

 

[Muttley]

I can empathise. Was in Asda only yesterday with my wife. Got all the IW stuff on,you know the fragrance,trainers,watches etc and someone shouted “Where’d you get that bag!?”….
Well,I wasn’t carrying a bag..
Still scratching my head

Oh dear, I hope she doesn't read this forum...

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh dear, I hope she doesn't read this forum...

Oh she does I think…hang on I’ll call her “Muriel! Do you read the shopping telly forum?”
No reply,I think the carer has put her to bed

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Oh she does I think…hang on I’ll call her “Muriel! Do you read the shopping telly forum?”
No reply,I think the carer has put her to bed

Oh God,got her name wrong! It’s Agnes or is it Gertrude? I feel awful. Think I’ve caught that virus Simonitus..

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Peter Simon has all sorts of things wrong with him. Well I’m prepared and ordered his headstone in advance..’in loving memory’

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Fying luckers..

Bundering Bluffoons…

 

[HughTwo]

Will we get a Dirty Peter BAFTA-contender introduction tonight?

Can you imagine his acceptance speech if he really did get an award!

"Not only, again, as I say, alright, ok, not only am I delight, not only am I thrilled, it's a joy, thanks to Muriel, Agatha, Gertrude, Ethel, Charley, the Patio Doors and again, Collagen, alright......damp hovel......Bet..........Our Josh, ok........

 

[cheeky chappie]

If anyone is interested in getting into RFID wallet technology try Home Bargains.
They do a nice men's one in black or a sort of chestnut brown.
It's made by the world famous brand of JCB and is devastatingly overpriced at a whole £5!

Thanks but I already take my own precautions whenever I go out ...

 

[galesgal57]

Shitzu massager, Alberto Fridgio.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Couldn’t they have given her a higher chair?

 

[HughTwo]

On he came......almost drowned out by thumping music......"the UK's most popular tea-time show.......with Peter Simon..."
That's whopper number one.

He's had one of these days - a zip issue. "I could put castanets down there and not click"

Surprise, surprise some of the Matthey Tissot watches that sold out didn't go through - so he's bringing them back at 8.
The last of the stock,......- as if

 

[galesgal57]

See he's wearing his demob suit again. He's in the kitchen with Mark later, so no doubt he will be donning his pinny. I think he just likes drawing attention to himself, look at me, aren't I wonderful.

 

[Wanderer]

Peter Simon has all sorts of things wrong with him. Well I’m prepared and ordered his headstone in advance..’in loving memory’
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Wonder how many floxies that was on....

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Wonder how many floxies that was on....

It was 3 floxis ..yes I heard that as well

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Did anyone see that he was flogging a power bank at the start? He was extolling the virtues of said power bank when someone spoke to him and he suddenly said “oh this is the wrong one “ and quickly shifted it to one side

You couldn’t make it up..or maybe you could

 

[Wanderer]

She means Bert Kardashian of Burnley. The English branch of the family with no money.

Here is a younger member of the family trying out the IW fine perfumery her Nan bought her at Chrimbo.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Sometimes it feels like he is forcing us to buy…

 

[Ant7t]

Peter Simon has all sorts of things wrong with him. Well I’m prepared and ordered his headstone in advance..’in loving memory’
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So even there he lies?