Random musings and general banter.

[Craftalot]

Agreed, I'm sure all of us of a certain age fail to remember a name or a word but he literally cannot put a sentence together. I've suspected something wasn't right, and it's nothing a stepper, collagen or gummies can cure.

Yes, exactly.

 

[galesgal57]

Agreed, I'm sure all of us of a certain age fail to remember a name or a word but he literally cannot put a sentence together. I've suspected something wasn't right, and it's nothing a stepper, collagen or gummies can cure.

I'm sure retirement would put him and us out of our misery.

 

[EmmaP]

He’s mentioned yearly ooh this might be my last year

 

[Samki]

To say he has worked in fashion for the last 40 years, that jumper and jeans combo looks awful. My 75 year old Dad has better fashion sense.

So does mine and he’s been dead for 20+ years . He is in true perfidious mode today

 

[cheeky chappie]

To say he has worked in fashion for the last 40 years, that jumper and jeans combo looks awful. My 75 year old Dad has better fashion sense.

In reality, the high majority of selly telly presenters haven't 'worked in' any other industry other than as a presenter on selly telly.

They don't work in horology, they sell watches.
They don't work in bedding, they sell pillows and duvet covers.
They don't work in cookery, they sell air fryers.
They don't work in children's toys, they sell drones.
They don't work in fragrance, they sell perfume.
They don't work in healthcare, they sell pills and potions.
They don't work in fitness, they sell pedal exercisers.
They DO work in sales ...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His ego wouldn’t allow retirement..Anybody who has to personally announce himself with a low budget fanfare to sell shyte via a Photo-Me Booth each show definitely thinks they have a massive one - and an ego…

 

[Professor Branestawm]

Or time to switch off?

And here come the snarky comments again.
How about your previous ‘each to their own’ comment?
That was much nicer.
Informing others that they can switch off if they want to is both patronising (can you really not see that? Do you really think we don’t know that, Peter?) And unpleasant.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

In reality, the high majority of selly telly presenters haven't 'worked in' any other industry other than as a presenter on selly telly.

They don't work in horology, they sell watches.
They don't work in bedding, they sell pillows and duvet covers.
They don't work in cookery, they sell air fryers.
They don't work in children's toys, they sell drones.
They don't work in fragrance, they sell perfume.
They don't work in healthcare, they sell pills and potions.
They don't work in fitness, they sell pedal exercisers.
They DO work in Tales..of the Unexpected...

Almost correct and tbf it should be ‘they TRY to sell ‘ as I’m not sure they do sell that much but a good post and very true

 

[HughTwo]

Heard Pedro not only come out with a recent phrase today - "I'm just saying, not comparing".

Not only does he say that just after he's mentioned Paco Rabane, Rolex, Samsonite, Chanel, Ratners, Primark or another brand that's much higher quality than IW tat.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro had no intro tonight, no loud music drowning him out.

 

[galesgal57]

He will be buying the Fabulift now, to fill in the wrinkles Collagen can't fix.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Pedro had no intro tonight, no loud music drowning him out.

Always enjoy his strange contributions here.

 

[HughTwo]

Pedro saying he'd have to use Fabulift on his neck - surely it won't make an impact on a brass neck?

Earlier, the usual nonsense about being the first in the UK to see a new watch.
Presumably that means the old charlatan Kevski coming up.

 

[Hammy60]

Pedro saying he'd have to use Fabulift on his neck - surely it won't make an impact on a brass neck?

Earlier, the usual nonsense about being the first in the UK to see a new watch.
Presumably that means the old charlatan Kevski coming up.

Yeah the usual first to see, although i did notice after saying it a couple of times he added on live TV, which gives him an out with ASA. (edit to say, having said that he's just called it a World Launch, so back in trouble with ASA)

https://www.jomashop.com/collection...S1UaXNzb3R-fnNlcmllc35NZXJndWxoYWRvciUyMEdtdA

https://just4watches.co.uk/collections/mathey-tissot

He also said they had the last few in the World of the automatic version, which is also a load of bull, quite few folks still have them in stock.

 

[Craftalot]

Pedro saying he'd have to use Fabulift on his neck - surely it won't make an impact on a brass neck?

Earlier, the usual nonsense about being the first in the UK to see a new watch.
Presumably that means the old charlatan Kevski coming up.

I was going to say that Pedro would be better off using Brasso on his neck rather than the Fabulift.

 

[HughTwo]

Familiar hyperbole - Pedro announces Alberto Fridgio of Matthey Tisso will be watching as they present a world exclusive.

He said that just after asking Pete Volauvent if Muriel could secure her back-doors with his security system

 

[Hammy60]

Americans are in for the watches, even though they can buy them in America at half IW's price.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Walter has the shakes it looks like this evening? Guilt? And ladies' fingernails. You must insure these....Kevin and I will never do you wrong. Then tell them they are cheaper on Kevin's own sites, then.

 

[Hammy60]

Also £50 cheaper on Kevski's ebay shop

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Kezza - friend of the Ideal World viewer. I thought you were a good guy. Why do you go along with this?