Random musings and general banter.

[EmmaP]

He just lifted his leg onto the desk,

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Excellent stuffed toys hour yesterday with Totchiarnicus…

 

[galesgal57]

So he took one CBD gummy yesterday, and it calmed him down. Funny, last night I was asking if he'd been sniffing glue!

 

[Samki]

So he took one CBD gummy yesterday, and it calmed him down. Funny, last night I was asking if he'd been sniffing glue!

With his word salad, I think he ate the whole tub

 

[galesgal57]

Sounds like these gummies are the latest cure alls. Peter talking about feeling guilty.

 

[Kit10]

He’s been taking these Gummies for four weeks and doesn’t know how many are in the jar.

 

[galesgal57]

He’s been taking these Gummies for four weeks and doesn’t know how many are in the jar.

I think he's eating them like sweets. They are sugar free, so he will be getting the squits before long.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Probably needs emptying as a matter of urgency. He’s been full of s1t for decades.

 

[Samki]

I think he's eating them like sweets. They are sugar free, so he will be getting the squits before long.

Luckily they still have those sankom pee pants in stock, so he will use them

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I don’t know why he doesn’t formally go into urine collection services full time. Instead of just doing it during presentations.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Words just drop out without having to think about what he’s saying..he probably talks in his sleep as per the illustration below..

 

[Craftalot]

I wouldn't usually say this, but I actually think there might be something seriously wrong with Peter Simon. I used to think that it was a case that he was just a bit thick, and the problem was that his brain couldn't keep up with his mouth, so the faster he spoke, the more it didn't make sense. There was some evidence for that. However, some of his speech patterns now are more pathological to me. He often loses the right word, or uses a near synonym which 'sort of' makes sense, but doesn't. He often loses his train of thought mid-sentence, or starts a new sentence when he hasn't finished the one he's currently on. I've heard him recently recasting sentences, because he can't find the right word or he's got himself in such a muddle that he's got totally lost. He often gets basic information wrong like people's names, the current date, the names of the products etc.

If I were his carer or handler, I'd actually be encouraging him to go to the GPs.

 

[HughTwo]

Apparently he now takes the CBD gummies because, and the staff know this, he has a 'swelling' downstairs = cue a leer.
He 'might' have to get a knee replacement in six months.
But hang on, collagen saved his knees, the stepper strengthened his core and Emu Balm removed the pain???

Then, there was a sob story about a difficult phone call, a relative being in hospital, but the gummie calming him.
Shocking tale if it's not true.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Great shot of Van Baldtiafailzmotee’s disintegration hairline. He’ll love seeing that one back…Walter wearing a Spinners’ old cast off…

 

[Francy19]

That steam cleaner looks a bit faffy especially to clean your windows inside. I would rather use my Karcher window vac. It’s cordless and you haven’t the chance of scolding your hands with the steam.
Another piece of electronic equipment you don’t really need

 

[galesgal57]

I wouldn't usually say this, but I actually think there might be something seriously wrong with Peter Simon. I used to think that it was a case that he was just a bit thick, and the problem was that his brain couldn't keep up with his mouth, so the faster he spoke, the more it didn't make sense. There was some evidence for that. However, some of his speech patterns now are more pathological to me. He often loses the right word, or uses a near synonym which 'sort of' makes sense, but doesn't. He often loses his train of thought mid-sentence, or starts a new sentence when he hasn't finished the one he's currently on. I've heard him recently recasting sentences, because he can't find the right word or he's got himself in such a muddle that he's got totally lost. He often gets basic information wrong like people's names, the current date, the names of the products etc.

If I were his carer or handler, I'd actually be encouraging him to go to the GPs.

He has had the same GP, Dr Tom for over fifty years, so he is probably in a worse state. He must be 75 plus.

 

[Francy19]

Great shot of Van Baldtiafailzmotee’s disintegration hairline. He’ll love seeing that one back…Walter wearing a Spinners’ old cast off…

To say he has worked in fashion for the last 40 years, that jumper and jeans combo looks awful. My 75 year old Dad has better fashion sense.

 

[Craftalot]

He has had the same GP, Dr Tom for over fifty years, so he is probably in a worse state. He must be 75 plus.

Perhaps with his struggles with language, he just names every GP he sees 'Dr Tom'. Dr Anwar comes into the waiting room asking for 'Mr Simon' - Peter rises from his seat, and creaks towards the Dr - 'ahh, Dr Tom: lovely to see you again'.

 

[Muttley]

I wouldn't usually say this, but I actually think there might be something seriously wrong with Peter Simon. I used to think that it was a case that he was just a bit thick, and the problem was that his brain couldn't keep up with his mouth, so the faster he spoke, the more it didn't make sense. There was some evidence for that. However, some of his speech patterns now are more pathological to me. He often loses the right word, or uses a near synonym which 'sort of' makes sense, but doesn't. He often loses his train of thought mid-sentence, or starts a new sentence when he hasn't finished the one he's currently on. I've heard him recently recasting sentences, because he can't find the right word or he's got himself in such a muddle that he's got totally lost. He often gets basic information wrong like people's names, the current date, the names of the products etc.

If I were his carer or handler, I'd actually be encouraging him to go to the GPs.

Agreed, I'm sure all of us of a certain age fail to remember a name or a word but he literally cannot put a sentence together. I've suspected something wasn't right, and it's nothing a stepper, collagen or gummies can cure.

 

[Muttley]

To say he has worked in fashion for the last 40 years, that jumper and jeans combo looks awful. My 75 year old Dad has better fashion sense.

He means flogging tat down Petticoat Lane market on a Sunday. Or at a northern equivalent.