Random musings and general banter.

[Ant7t]

Didn’t see the beginning but did he use one of their cheap and nasty vacuums that suck up rice crispies to deflate the bags?

I didn't see the beginning either, but it 'appeared' from behind the desk and was only the nozzle: too flexible to be that beloved No.1 best seller vac.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

ex floor manager ask me anything

Do you think Wolves will hold on to their 1-0 lead against Villa?

 

[Samki]

Are the gallery that restive and bored that they have to attach user names lifted from here to sell the crud, crappy products?

 

[Samki]

ex floor manager ask me anything

Why do Pedro and moronic tell such lies?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

ex floor manager ask me anything

Why did you call yourself Floormanger and not Floormanager?

ex floor manager ask me anything

Are you old enough to be up at this time in the evening?

 

[Muttley]

I need to sit down. They actually have another sort of vacuum in the building. And I've had those bags before: from QVC and they aren't all they're cracked up to be. They eventually inflate. At least the ones we had did.

The best vacuum bags I've found are from Primark, dirt cheap. Haven't let me down so far.

 

[Ant7t]

That was terribly unprofessional of him, wasn't it? Before starting the coat sell, he just walked off camera 'live'.

 

[Hammy60]

Hammy, you must show us a photo of you wearing the fluffy socks, very becoming.

Not a chance you'll see me wearing those things, rather get frostbite.

Asda pk of 7 for £7 does me.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

The best vacuum bags I've found are from Primark, dirt cheap. Haven't let me down so far.

Very good pun!

Why do Pedro and moronic tell such lies?

Perfidious comes to mind

 

[galesgal57]

Comparing those suitcases to Samsonite - I don't think so.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Goodnight, Walter. See you tomorrow, he says. Not if I see him first.

 

[Battiola73]

Is Torchy practicing the pole vault? That telescopic window squeegee looks a bit flimsy. Oh hello, he’s now got a screwdriver wiggling it round in an unctuous black mixture in a tin. Did he come out of this tin like The Creature from the Black Swamp?

Also see he’s been to a theatre wardrobe department and got corduroy jacket on with a velvet collar. All he needs is a paisley cravat and he’ll think he’s landed gentry. Wazzock

 

[Craftalot]

Why did you call yourself Floormanger and not Floormanager?


Are you old enough to be up at this time in the evening?

Always asking for PMs from people, as well as sending unsolicited ones.

 

[Francy19]

Long rung? Who mentioned ladders?

Pedro in full collagen mode...

He’s giving off Showaddywaddy vibes again. Get on the karaoke Pedro, all together now, Under the moon of love

 

[PhædrusR]

Long rung? Who mentioned ladders?

In the long rung
Like a bowl in a china shop
It was a bit of a damp squid
It's a doggy dog world
I'm on tender hooks
They are an escape goat
Let's nip this in the butt
But it's a mute point
To all intensive purposes,
I wouldn't say boo to a ghost,
But it's a mute point,
To be pacific.

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-...guage-uk-revealed-to-be-pacific-a8098791.html

If anyone saw the Modern Life is Goodish episode about this too.

 

[HughTwo]

Off to bed at ten to 1 am - a quick flick over and Torchy is calling all parents.
He wants them to buy 36 Phillips batteries.
We all know you can get 40 of them for less and free delivery at Amazon.

They keep saying they hold the charge for ten years, but they'll never get rid of them in a decade.
These batteries are in the Gammon storage area - can't shift them.

I wonder if Sunday morning will bring Dirty Peter not only flogging collagen and bags, at a price to clear, alright, not only.