Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

I see Pervy Patio Pete has been down to a theatre’s costume wardrobe and pulled out a 1930s gangster suit. Wonder if he’s got a violin case under the counter? Not with a machine gun but fitted out with watches. Reminds me of a chap by Oxford Circus underground station used to have a guitar case full of watches that he could easily close and scarper if any police officers were in sight.

I thought he was going for an audition for the musical Kiss Me Kate playing one of the comedy gangsters

 

[Muttley]

'A boutique, privileged creation'... Lamal might have bought two of them, apparently. Isn't he the TJC bloke who does the shouting?

I thought he said Limahl who was a pop singer in the early 80s.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Has Trevor had a buy? Dear god it would be catastrophic if he and Muriel missed out on these fantastic watches

I get the impression (may be wrong) that Trevor is a figment of Mikes imagination….sorry meant to say that Trevor only buys off Mike because you get honesty,decency ,integrity and truthfulness…well blow me darn wiv a fevver !

 

[Hammy60]

Janice, the watch lover - Has a Seiko automatic movement


Nope, I must say for a lover of watches the fact you couldn't spot a Miyota while showing the case back just confirms your knowledge of watches is pretty crap.

 

[Battiola73]

I thought he was going for an audition for the musical Kiss Me Kate playing one of the comedy gangsters

Loved them singing “Brush up your Shakespeare”. He could duet with Moronic Mike who’d feel the music

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Janice, the watch lover - Has a Seiko automatic movement


Nope, I must say for a lover of watches the fact you couldn't spot a Miyota while showing the case back just confirms your knowledge of watches is pretty crap.

He should stick to clocks…

 

[Francy19]

Torchy was at it again last night with the ‘I would never lie to you’ routine. Explained that when presenting an item if he doesn’t like it or think much too it then he just presents it and doesn’t gush over it. Funny that, because every item he presents it’s fantastic or he’s bought it, or he could do with it. What a load of bullsh*t. I wouldn’t trust him as far as I could throw him

 

[Muttley]

Loved them singing “Brush up your Shakespeare”. He could duet with Moronic Mike who’d feel the music

I saw Kiss Me Kate at The Barbican Theatre last year, it was brilliant. Brush up your Shakespeare is so clever, I love the line "if your dame don't respond when you flatter her, tell her what Tony told Cleopatera. Adrian Dunbar, who played the boss Ted Hastings in Line of Duty played the male lead, he was very good.

 

[Francy19]

Just looking at the L(A)B sisters. They certainly don’t appear on IW looking like this. They always look a bit scruffy to me, hair a bit scruffy/greasy. If it was me and I was presenting my company on TV I would want to be smartly dressed and very presentable, like going for a job interview.

 

[Battiola73]

I saw Kiss Me Kate at The Barbican Theatre last year, it was brilliant. Brush up your Shakespeare is so clever, I love the line "if your dame don't respond when you flatter her, tell her what Tony told Cleopatera. Adrian Dunbar, who played the boss Ted Hastings in Line of Duty played the male lead, he was very good.

It has to be my favourite musical, can’t remember how many times I’ve watched the film. I saw it live at the Chichester Festival Theatre a few years ago and it was brilliant. Couldn’t remember who was in it. Looked it up on google and it was a 2012 production with Hannah Waddington playing Kate.

 

[Battiola73]

Just looking at the L(A)B sisters. They certainly don’t appear on IW looking like this. They always look a bit scruffy to me, hair a bit scruffy/greasy. If it was me and I was presenting my company on TV I would want to be smartly dressed and very presentable, like going for a job interview.

They always wore weird designer clothes when they were in QVC. I think there’s a third sister that does the accounting but doesn’t appear on tv.

I did buy one of their tiny wrinkle remover devices that cost me £20. It does give me a temporary result, but I only use it for around couple of days before I’m going anywhere special. Just runs on an AAA battery.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

John Collier must have a clearance sale on blazers again. Fan heater first. Minus 20 up his back passage way tonight. Still, at just £3.75 on four flexis, it does seem a real bargain. Oh… he means £14.99 over four flexis…

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter sounds like he's a lot of phlegm on his chest - as he coughs while gushing over rechargeable hot water bottles.

The usual warnings about there still being six to eight weeks of winter and not only is it cold, not only are they comforting, not only for people in mobility chairs like his good friend Barbara, not only does he have one but again, as he says, people come up to him and say they use them - like freshwater fishermen!!

He needs to be rubbing more Emu Balm on that chest.

 

[Bernie100]

Just looking at the L(A)B sisters. They certainly don’t appear on IW looking like this. They always look a bit scruffy to me, hair a bit scruffy/greasy. If it was me and I was presenting my company on TV I would want to be smartly dressed and very presentable, like going for a job interview.

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