Random musings and general banter.

[Bernie100]

Was that you?

Yes. It's funny how Pedro only twigs just after he had read it out.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He is without shame. Using Emma from Bristol, also in a wheelchair user analogy.…

There is a very old saying, which is particularly applicable to him - You can’t polish a turd…

 

[galesgal57]

So you had a fall. It happens. Man up and get on with it. You are luckier than a lot of people, so stop whining. Doesn't take any pills or potions, only collagen, statins, blood pressure medication.

 

[Worldie04]

Do you think they would twig if I texted in as Phil from Albert Square?

At least disguise it by saying he's from Walford!

 

[Jason]

Incredible scenes. Homer Simpson is an Ideal World viewer!!

Well, that could explain why he and all of Springfield never age

 

[HughTwo]

So you had a fall. It happens. Man up and get on with it. You are luckier than a lot of people, so stop whining. Doesn't take any pills or potions, only collagen, statins, blood pressure medication.

And vitamin patches and emu balm.

When did the doctor diagnose the weak core and legs?

I thought he'd owned a vibration plate for then years.
And he has the exercise bike, and the stepper

 

[Bernie100]

I texted in as Wilma from Bedrock but Pedro just read it out as Fred. He's getting his Flintstones mixed up, it must be old age.

 

[HughTwo]

Surprise, surprise, he's going back to the air purifier.

He and Reg Varney said it was sold out on Sunday morning.
Then he said it was sold out earlier - he bought one (of course he did for the damp spores in the hovel).
But some have "bounced back", so they're going to clear them.

Surely even the most naive viewers will realise this is a fairytale.

 

[Muttley]

Yes. It's funny how Pedro only twigs just after he had read it out.

Yes, he definitely got it then!

 

[galesgal57]

And vitamin patches and emu balm.

When did the doctor diagnose the weak core and legs?

I thought he'd owned a vibration plate for then years.
And he has the exercise bike, and the stepper

I forgot about the emu balm and the patches. As I have said before, he is a total fraud, everything about him is false. I wouldn't be surprised if doesn't suffer from any of the ailments he claims to, all made up to make a sale. He is a vile individual, I'm not taken in by his happy chappy persona.

 

[galesgal57]

Medi air? Surely it's called Medify.

 

[Hammy60]

Jessie on watches now, talking about his mat christophe and his wee workshop in the Alps.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Still a very strange concept to embrace - somebody using bereavement as a selling tool for bedding. Even by his standards, I couldn’t quite believe I was hearing him saying it yesterday evening. I would play it back to get the correct context and wording, but I honestly don’t want to hear the intolerable pain of the death of a partner being cheapened to such levels as being used as a purchasing consideration for some wretched blanket or other. When my wife died, the very last thing I wanted to help me was to buy a 20 quid blanket to comfort me. I wanted the clock reversed. There are selling techniques reaching such low depths we all have had to come to terms with watching shopping television channels over the decades, and also become used to certain repeat offenders presenters employing them time and time again without fear of any serious repercussions whatsoever. But hearing Simon using that death of a loved one analogy last night as a reason to buy bedding touched the bottom of the retail ocean for me, and I’m sure for others who’ve lost loved ones at a relatively young age. Makes you seriously review whether you want to watch this genre again, to be completely honest.

 

[EmmaP]

Hope everybody is ok, haven’t been on as not felt great,

 

[EmmaP]

He is without shame. Using Emma from Bristol, also in a wheelchair user analogy.…

There is a very old saying, which is particularly applicable to him - You can’t polish a turd…

What was I using

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I was rather upset about his dead people analogy for the merits of blanket purchase, so I cannot be sure now. I think you bought a blanket for your wheelchair or something similar. I think he must have thought your wheelchair was suffering from the cold… Who knows…

 

[cheeky chappie]

As somebody whose partner died at 57, I don’t need to hear that cu…trying to sell blankets on the strength of loss through death. He genuinely physically sickens me.

Always remember these folk have form, worry angels, wish jars etc.

Scummy tactics.

 

[cheeky chappie]

At least disguise it by saying he's from Walford!

lol, when I typed that post I couldn't recall the fictitious town Eastenders is set in and couldn't be bothered checking, so I just went with Albert Square

 

[cheeky chappie]

Surprise, surprise, he's going back to the air purifier.

He and Reg Varney said it was sold out on Sunday morning.
Then he said it was sold out earlier - he bought one (of course he did for the damp spores in the hovel).
But some have "bounced back", so they're going to clear them.

Surely even the most naive viewers will realise this is a fairytale.

Unfortunately, some will always believe the guff. The ones who buy into the family, friendship, fun mantra these channels promote. I suspect many of those will be people who are lonely and/or seeking a 'happy high' from buying stuff. Ideal prey for selly telly

 

[Hammy60]

What was I using

You lost 4 1/2 stone using the electric stepper.