Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

Paul Berk says, it’s a code red. What a tw*t
Ooh look just found the air purifier cheaper than ideal world. Who’d have thought

 

[Francy19]

Found an interesting review on Amazon about the air purifier

‘Don’t buy if in UK replacement filters not available.
Excellent machine, clears the air quickly and provides a powerful stream of clean air .... however you will get 6 months optimum use with the filter. Once that's done the machine is rendered useless as replacement filters are hard to come by. Have ordered non genuine spares and they both cancelled the order. Really annoying and to be honest if you can't provide the through life consumables then you should not provide the machine. Poor ethics.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Aha now Peter VonHepa says the Hepa has a 6 month life!
So you need to buy a new Hepa. Wonder how much that will be.

Yup! Exactly what I thought. That goes for a lot of the cheaper tat today. It’s getting the spare parts that’s the issue if using little known brands,in my experience

 

[Francy19]

Rod from Hull texting in again

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Obviously didn’t sell out the air purifier last night. Desperate selling by the dumb and dumber brothers this morning

I’m just trying to work out which one is which?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

No more pills,potions or splits with our new Hepa contraceptives! *

* Advisable to use Emu balm and a couple of our walking canes for first few uses
New year,New you!

 

[Bernie100]

Rod from Hull texting in again

This genuinely wasn't me. But it just goes to show what a farce the Ideal World text messaging system is. Not one of them is legitimate.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Very little complimentary you could ever say about this operation. It is a shame because I for one (and I’m sure others on the forum), welcomed the comeback for the channel and wanted it to do well and sell fairly. Certainly on the latter point it has failed to do that. And with so much time now in, you strong suspect it will never improve as it has no desire to, clearly.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Coming up..The new peck of the day..
The all new Budgerigar balm from the makers of Emu balm for the skinflints who can’t afford it.

You will be amazed!
People in shops will not only be admiring your watch and sniffing that fragrance they will also be saying to you “Who’s a pretty boy then?”

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh….Same looking watch- different manufacturer name?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Trev’s just taken delivery of a few more watches..what a hero
If you would like to view his watch collection just email him at:
GullibleTrev@ trevorfromthecotswolds.theycan’tfoolme.iamalsoMurielfromKingstonUponHull.imusthavemoneytoburn.com

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Another figment of spotty youths’ imaginations in the Gallery.

 

[Hammy60]

Oh….Same looking watch- different manufacturer name?
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The Bonest came before the Gresham, incase anybody is wondering who is copying who.

 

[cheeky chappie]

Janice claiming their air purifier will stop people spreading the common cold in a house.
Then he says he can't make any medical claims!!! - just after he maintains a doctor - Dr Sanjay - texted in and said he bought three for his surgery.

Janice is going to miss out because he can't place a staff order until Monday

It's just one whopper after another.......

Another one of their scummy tactics. Make some sort of claim/statement but immediately before or after throw in the disclaimer e.g. 'I'm not a doctor but ...'

If they're going to make claims like this, and I'm being serious in typing the following, then display links on screen to peer reviewed papers from recognised professionals that support the assertion.

Why on earth would ANYONE believe ANYTHING a selly telly presenter says? Come to that, the same can be said of any salesperson. They are there to sell, so they're hardly likely to say anything overly negative if at all.

 

[Hammy60]

Just catching up on Dopey and Dopier watch show, although could only watch so much, so much nonsense.

Trevor gets a mention

Peter obviously doesn't know the difference between a tank case and Tonneau case.

They do a price comparison with their biggest competitor, Amazon, we're a £100 cheaper than Amazon.

It's actually an Amazon marketplace seller, Peers Hardy, who are the Gresham owner.

Gresham are British watchmakers with a profound heritage.

They're not watchmakers and they've no f*** all heritage.

A gresham customised automatic movement with a customised rotor styled on a F1 steering wheel.

Load of bollocks, it's a bog standard Chinese M2771B movement, f*** all to do with F1.

Peter waffling on a load of bollocks about a genius aluminium chassis case, framed alloyed chassis Peter says he's only seen this in what they call an incabloc protection, to protect movement when dropped etc..

The incabloc protection has sod all to do with the case.