Random musings and general banter.

[HughTwo]

Did you all miss the big news?

Mike-of-the-Masons has "begged, stole and borrowed" and, especially for you gang, will have Emu Balm on his show tomorrow night!!!!
Yes folks, Emu Balm!!!
Apparently it's the only thing that's keeping his back going.

Stand by for his story about the time his back broke down one Christmas Eve and had it not been for Emu Balm the Goddess wouldn't have got her presents - a bottle of bog water and two of those heavy sherpa blankets. Luuuverly.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just the one big tit on duty tonight?

 

[HughTwo]

As we speculate about Pedro's age, I missed the story The Sun ran in November.
The headline was "90's kids TV star has barely aged - three decades after hosting hit BBC show with Eastenders Icon".
I've read right down to the bottom and no mention of it being sponsored by collagen or Emu Balm.
Who on earth are these "fans" who think he looks youthful!!!

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh I don’t know….

 

[Hammy60]

You simply can’t actively promote or even indirectly suggest the idea of buying the entire set of these watches for nearly £6000, with the added inference of ‘we don’t care what you do with them afterwards.’ In turn suggesting that you can somehow sell them on for a profit. It is easily found knowledge online that codes exist allowing you to buy these watches direct from the manufacturers website for a massive discount - similar to the one Ideal World offers. Now, if we know this here, they know that at Ideal World. And that’s why the opening point made applies in particular. Somebody who doesn’t know this information could potentially draw thousands of pounds out of their savings, thinking they could make a killing on the basis of what they were hearing tonight. And that is completely unacceptable.

That said, buffoons like Trevor from The Cotswolds, I very much suspect not to exist.

Trevor was texting asking about if he had Nubeo watches during Jessie's show.

Jessie also did the re-sell watch pitch during his Dechump section -

"Remember watches can go up in value as well. If you've bought one, which a few of you have, you've paid under £600, there's nothing to say this won't increase in value and the point is this, because this is a 2,350 euro watch, ha ha, you ain't gonna lose are you? You know what i mean, that's a great deal, you've got it at a quarter of the cost, wow you cannot say better than that."

 

[cheeky chappie]

Did you all miss the big news?

Mike-of-the-Masons has "begged, stole and borrowed" and, especially for you gang, will have Emu Balm on his show tomorrow night!!!!
Yes folks, Emu Balm!!!
Apparently it's the only thing that's keeping his back going.

Stand by for his story about the time his back broke down one Christmas Eve and had it not been for Emu Balm the Goddess wouldn't have got her presents - a bottle of bog water and two of those heavy sherpa blankets. Luuuverly.

tbh I think it's a perfectly valid thing for them to mention, after all they are the only retailer to sell emu balm so it's a big deal being able to secure more stock into the business and to load it onto the system.

Oh wait ...

I'm just doing a Google search on emu balm ...

It appears IW might not be the only retailer

 

[cheeky chappie]

Jeremy has some very distasteful selling techniques.

Don't look at the total price of £600, look at the first flexi payment of £150. If you can afford to put the £150 on your card, go for it!

Yeah, don't worry or even think about the fact you still need to make another three payments of £150. He also comes out with the guff about you'll only ever regret the things you don't do, not the things you do. That might be true for many aspects in life, however to link it to buying stuff (mostly tat in IWs case), another distasteful technique.

 

[Battiola73]

Rodney from Peckham, Hugo from Dibley, Nessa from Barry Island, Mrs Doyle from Craggy Island?

Sam from Tonypandy, Wendy Miller from Camberwick, Torchy from Varta, C.Langer from Moonfleet,

 

[Battiola73]

Chorton and the Wheelies, that was a horrific show wasn’t it, you had Potatoes on Wheels, and a Cackling witch

Potatoes n wheels and Cackling witch Sounds like Foghorn Jacks.