Random musings and general banter.

[Duke of Cheese]

Waiting for the non-working factory sample routine...

Security not bringing them in from the broom cupboard tonight, then?

Not releasing the price yet...Same pitiful scenario every time...

 

[Hammy60]

"Looking at another brand, ten grand"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Stop it. Just stop it. Secondary market...Jeez...

 

[historymystery]

Trevor of the Arseholes asking Mike about the Goddess’s health!

He should be more concerned with his own mental health with all the watches and other crud that he buys

Has Trevor moved from the Cotswolds, then?

 

[Hammy60]

Mr integrity repeating himself, If this was one of those other Swiss brand watches you're looking at ten grand.


Well Mr honesty & transparent, for a start the use of "other" suggests Dechump are a Swiss brand, they are not and NEVER have been. Here's an actual Swiss brand, not a pretendy one, with genuine Swiss history & heritage from 1888, exact same watch except for branding (and we know they are the same as they come out of the same Facilities by the same watchmaker) and it's not even a grand let alone ten grand.

Slightly cheaper than the Dechump in the Jura sale and an actual Swiss brand with history & heritage.

https://www.jurawatches.co.uk/pages/search-results-page?q=roamer primeline

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Why do I feel that I'm just watching gullible people being potentially conned?

 

[Hammy60]

Stop it. Just stop it. Secondary market...Jeez...

The secondary market scam will only work while Dechump are a newish and unknown brand, they might get the odd mug being fooled. But once Dechump become more known to watch buyers, the secondary market will then become a place where a lot of folks will be unhappy with their IW investment returns.

 

[Hammy60]

Why do I feel that I'm just watching gullible people being potentially conned?

Nothing "potentially" about it, they are.

While the watches themselves are decent, and the IW price is closer to their true worth/value than the ridiculous RRPs, the sales patter from Mason is one big con.

The ten grand comparison is with the Rolex Day/date, there is no comparison.

Oh and now they thrown my name into the mix, f****** shysters.

 

[Hammy60]

Cheap inspired smellies time again.

 

[Francy19]

Moronic Mike just said my wife loves black opium and got black opium for Christmas. How come you didn’t get the ‘inspired by’ version instead Mike? A case of do as I say not as I do

 

[Hammy60]

Oh Jessie doing the late shift, no doubt he'll be selling the Dechump watches from his good mate Christophe who's wee workshop is high up in Alps.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

You simply can’t actively promote or even indirectly suggest the idea of buying the entire set of these watches for nearly £6000, with the added inference of ‘we don’t care what you do with them afterwards.’ In turn suggesting that you can somehow sell them on for a profit. It is easily found knowledge online that codes exist allowing you to buy these watches direct from the manufacturers website for a massive discount - similar to the one Ideal World offers. Now, if we know this here, they know that at Ideal World. And that’s why the opening point made applies in particular. Somebody who doesn’t know this information could potentially draw thousands of pounds out of their savings, thinking they could make a killing on the basis of what they were hearing tonight. And that is completely unacceptable.

That said, buffoons like Trevor from The Cotswolds, I very much suspect not to exist.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Oh God… Curly Wurly man and that ridiculous toy sewing machine. Batteries, too.

 

[Francy19]

Taking a portable sewing machine to the library. Jezza’s been sniffing glue behind the bike sheds or he’s been on the whacky baccy before he came on air

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He looks and sounds like the school classroom clown, discovered 40 years later, still in detention covered in cobwebs. I have never heard a sensible statement come out of his gob on here.

 

[Francy19]

Chorton and the Wheelies, that was a horrific show wasn’t it, you had Potatoes on Wheels, and a Cackling witch

Loved that show. The intro was ace. The witch was scary as hell though when I was little

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Crystal Tips and Alastair always seemed the creation of somebody smoking something pungent.

 

[Francy19]

Remember Bod anyone?

 

[Francy19]

I love watching all the old public service information films, especially Charlie Says

 

[Duke of Cheese]

This one when I was a kid… Early appearance by Sally Jacks..