Random musings and general banter.

[Ant7t]

How did you manage to impale yourself on this man, Mr Simon. Well officer, I slid off my groundsheet, down the hill, and straight into this gentleman. I tell it as it is, honest officer.

Now there's fuel for my next nightmare

 

[Jazzydrury]

He said he had Alex coming up

 

[galesgal57]

At least Alex pronounces the name of the blanket properly.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Time to watch IW. The FA. Cup ties, are one sided borefests

 

[Muttley]

How did you manage to impale yourself on this man, Mr Simon. Well officer, I slid off my groundsheet, down the hill, and straight into this gentleman. I tell it as it is, honest officer.

They did this in Little Britain. David Walliams as an MP, Matt Lucas in drag as his wife. Doing a press conference giving an innocent explanation for him being found in a very compromising position. Hilarious! Matt in a flower print frumpy dress with a blonde wig with a fixed grin. I'm sure they're on YouTube if you want a laugh.

 

[galesgal57]

They did this in Little Britain. David Walliams as an MP, Matt Lucas in drag as his wife. Doing a press conference giving an innocent explanation for him being found in a very compromising position. Hilarious! Matt in a flower print frumpy dress with a blonde wig with a fixed grin. I'm sure they're on YouTube if you want a laugh.

One of the best sketches from that series. Unfortunately won't be repeated on mainstream TV in case it offends. It was on That's TV a few months ago, but heavily edited.

 

[galesgal57]

Pedro reckons the blanket wouldn't look out of place in Russian palaces. They wouldn't be synthetic, but real fur. He is persisting in calling it catatonic, when Alex has said at least three times cationic. He is either thick, or he is determined that he is right.

 

[Muttley]

Pedro reckons the blanket wouldn't look out of place in Russian palaces. They wouldn't be synthetic, but real fur. He is persisting in calling it catatonic, when Alex has said at least three times cationic. He is either thick, or he is determined that he is right.

My money is on thick.

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Washers on the taps aren’t as good as they were, Do Viewers really want to know that

 

[Ant7t]

You know why Peter is a presenter? Not because he's good at it, but because he couldn't 'make it' as a comedian.

 

[Jazzydrury]

He’s still saying Catatonic

 

[Ant7t]

Kallograms?

 

[Jazzydrury]

That’s 2 items Peter, has said he’s gonna walk off with

 

[Samki]

Perfidious Pete and his mythomania - what a complete tw*t.
Ice station zebra? What is he on

 

[Jazzydrury]

Honest and Humble he says

 

[Muttley]

Kallograms?

Don't they make breakfast cereals?

 

[Jazzydrury]

Over a hour on a blanket

 

[Muttley]

Our mate Trev from The Cotswolds just texted praising the blanket...

 

[Jazzydrury]

The Shorts are back

 

[Muttley]

Pedro reckons the blanket wouldn't look out of place in Russian palaces. They wouldn't be synthetic, but real fur. He is persisting in calling it catatonic, when Alex has said at least three times cationic. He is either thick, or he is determined that he is right.

Could be cos someone called Vladimir has apparently bought one. Or I may have made that up...