Random musings and general banter.

[Muttley]

I'm just toying with a notion. To listen to some presenters: across channels, you need to be a masochist. I mean, after listening to Mr Mike serenading the viewers, I had to mute it. You'd need to be a masochist to put up with that. You can imagine a 'dungeon in Soho' having it being played in the waiting room, just to get people in the right mood.

I'm trying not to imagine a dungeon in Soho as I'm very sensitive and delicate.

Galesgal57 will back me up on that

 

[Hammy60]

Joannes a bit croaky & coughing, latest victim of the IW epidemic, but she says she's okay, so please don't worry.


Christ i won't be able to sleep now worrying about poor Joanne.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joanne is loosing her voice

 

[Jazzydrury]

I'm trying not to imagine a dungeon in Soho as I'm very sensitive and delicate.

Galesgal57 will back me up on that

Would I back you up

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joanne puts heating on, she doesnt read the IW Handbook

 

[Jazzydrury]

She’s ran 15.000 steps today no wonder

 

[Hammy60]

Joanne is loosing her voice

Not quick enough though, still an annoying croaky sound coming out of my TV's speakers.

 

[Muttley]

Joannes a bit croaky & coughing, latest victim of the IW epidemic, but she says she's okay, so please don't worry.


Christ i won't be able to sleep now worrying about poor Joanne.

I think all the frontline IW staff who are sick should stay at home and recuperate. They are short of staff so I think some volunteers are needed. I'm game, lets get a few of us to put our names down. The fun we could have being honest about the products...

"No, this size 26 tent dress will not make you look like Victoria Beckham"

"This Arabian air freshener smells like a Cairo knocking shop"

"This overpriced skincare device is useless, it's botox you need"

"This exclusive gentleman's cologne smells literally like toilet water"

"Homesmart is a rubbish own brand, check Amazon for better quality products"

 

[Muttley]

Would I back you up

Of course, you know I'm an angelic, delicate flower

 

[Jazzydrury]

I think all the frontline IW staff who are sick should stay at home and recuperate. They are short of staff so I think some volunteers are needed. I'm game, lets get a few of us to put our names down. The fun we could have being honest about the products...

"No, this size 26 tent dress will not make you look like Victoria Beckham"

"This Arabian air freshener smells like a Cairo knocking shop"

"This overpriced skincare device is useless, it's botox you need"

"This exclusive gentleman's cologne smells literally like toilet water"

"Homesmart is a rubbish own brand, check Amazon for better quality products"

The machines don’t work, look at how shiny Natalia is

 

[Hammy60]

QVC seem to be taking advantage of the cold weather as well, blanket/bedspread and hoodie and I'm shocked, nobody seems to be ill.

 

[Worldie04]

At the start of Peter's shift tonight he says this: "We're going to bring you some warming products at some really grea, crap, absolutely clearance buys"

 

[Niwa]

By this point you can hardly understand what she is talking about.
So croaky with unknown breaks in actual talking. It takes some sort of virus to make her STFU.
Truely painful to listen to, I can't imagine many will be bothered to view.
I can't understand why they don't get a stand in presenter instead?
Surely Katy Essex (Torchys sister), Torchy or Group Captain of the Knowles could have been drafted in?
You can only assume that they are really so short presenter wise, maybe more are unwell?
Mason was a disaster yesterday when he was doing the women's clothing.

 

[Niwa]

The croaking has finally finished.
Oh no, now on to repeat of earlier with Gen herself.
Deffo time for bed.