Random musings and general banter.

[historymystery]

It always amazes me how ill the IW get, they suffer from every ailment under the sun, yet they all extol and claim to take every miracle health supplement they sell. Either they are all very unlucky or all those health pills, potions & powders don't work.

It's like all the weight they tell us they've miraculously lost by using XYZ product - tonight Pete was saying that the X bike is what you need if you are looking to drop the pounds, but the next minute they are telling us a story that they've gained weight and if we also want to lose the pounds we need to use some other miracle product as it's the answer to all our prayers. Well, if XYZ product worked so well, why would you need to switch to another product? Surely you'd stick with XYZ if it did actually work? Everything is the best and cures all mankind's ills until it's superseded by something that's better than the best and cures all known ills... Rinse and repeat for evermore.

 

[Bernie100]

The state of that.... I don't care how much Pedro gets paid, I'd never ever degrade myself on national TV like this.

 

[historymystery]

Every time I see odd bod, I think of Carry on Screaming.

'Infamy, infamy - they've all got it in for me!' Classic, and Harry H. Corbett brilliant as the bumbling Detective Inspector Sydney Bung

 

[historymystery]

Question: does 'in fer red' actually mean infra-red? Is there an official Pete translator in the house?

 

[Niwa]

'Infamy, infamy - they've all got it in for me!' Classic, and Harry H. Corbett brilliant as the bumbling Detective Inspector Sydney Bung

Foul
Feet
Smell
Something horrible

 

[Francy19]

Duchumps again

 

[Francy19]

Well well well, just gone to the duchumps website and put in a discount code and lo and behold could get the gold for £275.24.

 

[Hammy60]

Duchumps again

Yeah, the ones from last night that St Michael patron saint of predictions said, "would sell out before our very eyes".

 

[Francy19]

Not they are not £1800 pound of watch. The discount codes are all over the web. It makes my p*ss boil with the guff Pedro spouts

 

[Hammy60]

Actual i don't think those are the watches Mason had last night, sure it was the Raidillon watches. Simon is talking crap.

 

[Francy19]

Compete with the biggest of the Swiss names. He’s been sniffing the glue again or on the whacky baccy

 

[Jason]

At the start of Peter's shift tonight he says this: "We're going to bring you some warming products at some really grea, crap, absolutely clearance buys"

 

[Francy19]

One of the most expensive watches of the world How come I have never heard if them until I started watching a third rate shopping channel called Ideal World?

 

[Francy19]

Stop saying Tom Ford. It’s not fooking Tom Ford is it. It maybe inspired by but there is a reason these are cheap, they’ll smell like cats p*ss I bet.

 

[Francy19]

Sorry Torchy but can get the same batteries from Amazon for £12.07

 

[Battiola73]

According to her Facebook page, she has a chest infection. Anyone got a mammoth jar of Vic?

Surely a barrel of Emu Oil would work as it appears to cure all ailments befalling man and beast

Seems like Mike is on a Double Shift today.

They need some relief presenters

i think it’s more like we need relief from IW presenters