Random musings and general banter.

[Hammy60]

In the early hours, grade one numpty, Jessie "I know F*** all about watches", flogging the Duchump Volcan, states that Duchump are well made, because Duchumps are all hand built, where as Rolex, Tudor & Tag are not, he can say that for truth as there are factories for Tag, factories for Rolex and factories for Tudor, but Duchump are old school, these are guys working in a workshop hand building these in the Swiss Alps okay.

Jessie is a clown, an utter moronic, thick as pig sh*t clown.

Wonder if Jessie went to the same school as baby fields?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Wonderful to see the new Science Fiction Beauty Range launched today…

 

[Battiola73]

Four gold medals….at the Olympics? Commonwealth Games? Richmond Park Games? Primary School Sports Day? Oh… the producer thinks the price of this collagen is going to go up. Funny how she doesn’t think it is going to go down. They are doing similar in high street retailers now. You know… in the middle of buying a television… another member of staff comes out the back, joins the conversation and tells you, you better buy that television now, because they think it will go up soon. Happens all the time

I don't wish to see his "old man" waggling from side whilst bouncing up and down.

is he training to get Olympic Gold n the three legged race then?

 

[Battiola73]

Caught one of the shysters selling a steam mop yesterday. It looked liked they’d adapted a hand food mixer chassis and a mop. Looked like it’d fall apart after one use. I’ll stick to my Shark.

 

[Battiola73]

I always found him very annoying over the years, but I saw a couple of minutes of him earlier today selling handbags and he wasn't being irritating. He was going through the colour names which did not match the colour of the product - a beige colour one was called khaki. He was making a bit of a joke of it, very lighthearted and had a calm approach. No screaming that you have to buy them as investment pieces. Either he's not as annoying as he used to be or I'm mellowing in my old age

I sometimes see the same handbags on TJC. Their selling technique should be watched by the IW shysters. Much more professional and no screeching.

 

[Battiola73]

Wonderful to see the new Science Fiction Beauty Range launched today…

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With her shiny face and foghorn Sallys voice, they could be employed by Trinity House to warn ships off the rocks

 

[Ostrichkeeper]

That screenshot of Natalia which I take to be untouched is frankly scary first thing in the morning.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Just aged slightly….

Pleasant enough girl presenting this morning but totally unwatchable.

 

[Battiola73]

Is she Lindsay’s sister, they have similar sized gobs?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Apparently, she is also a Pilates instructor. That sounds a better career for her - helping people in that way -rather than selling tat on a shopping channel.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Bit of advice If you feel low, don’t bother going to see a Mental Health Nurse.

Went to my appointment. Got seen by some young thing, who said as you find it hard opening up, I’m not sure what we can do, Didn’t even give me any Meds if anything I feel worse than before

 

[galesgal57]

Bit of advice If you feel low, don’t bother going to see a Mental Health Nurse.

Went to my appointment. Got seen by some young thing, who said as you find it hard opening up, I’m not sure what we can do, Didn’t even give me any Meds if anything I feel worse than before

That's shocking. I don't know what to say.

 

[Xennial]

Bit of advice If you feel low, don’t bother going to see a Mental Health Nurse.

Went to my appointment. Got seen by some young thing, who said as you find it hard opening up, I’m not sure what we can do, Didn’t even give me any Meds if anything I feel worse than before

If you needed antidepressants, you would have been better off visiting a GP and saying you are struggling with your mental health. They would try and point you in the direction of CBT, but 9 time out of 10 will prescribe an SSRI antidepressant, alot of the time it will be Fluoxetine (Prozac), or something that fits your needs, as there are another 7 SSRI antidepressants that could be prescribed. Thinking about it, It might be Sertraline (Zoloft) that would be prescribed.

 

[OutOut]

The mop uses centrifugal force

 

[ronzy75]

The mop uses centrifugal force

That sounds made up she says where do they come from. Looks like a salad spinner, I guess she passed her home economics exam then.

 

[OutOut]

That sounds made up she says where do they come from. Looks like a salad spinner, I guess she passed her home economics exam then.

She goes ''look that's rock solid that (while tapping it) it feels like a rock''

Well yes that's what the term rock solid would imply love.

 

[Jazzydrury]

That's shocking. I don't know what to say.

She seemed like she’d just left school, I actually told her you are a brilliant mental health nurse you’ve made me feel worse

 

[galesgal57]

She seemed like she’d just left school, I actually told her you are a brilliant mental health nurse you’ve made me feel worse

When she realised you were feeling so low, she should have referred you to your GP. I would make an appointment asap, don't let them fob you off.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just requested a GP Appointment. I told them on the online system she was no help, I felt so low I rang 999 while out, but when they said they didn’t know how long a ambulance would be I told them to stand it down

 

[galesgal57]

Just requested a GP Appointment. I told them on the online system she was no help, I felt so low I rang 999 while out, but when they said they didn’t know how long a ambulance would be I told them to stand it down

I hope you get an appointment very soon, it sounds like you are becoming desperate for help. What do your parents say about the situation?