Random musings and general banter.

[historymystery]

Just turned over, Duchumps, Vibropower as well as the tat I mentioned earlier. He's on with the "catatonic" blanket next. The fool is unable to read. Sounding desperate tonight, hammering on the duck feather pillars. I bet it's the same old, same old tomorrow. New products my arse.

I'm in a catatonic trance after watching the ruddy bamboo mattress toppers from last night. The sight of Pete struggling to find the right word to describe them - anti-muriel, anti-microbobobobial, anti-sceptic, etc. etc. - was hilarious.

 

[historymystery]

Dirty Peter claiming he's been on television over 50 years!

That claim as a prelude to him flogging one of the greatest things he's seen - a sherpa blanket.

It has more weight than a weighted blanket. He can hardly lift it! Get pumping iron, Pedro.

His advice - multi, multi buy

Dirty Peter claiming he's been on television over 50 years!

He left off the figure 1 in front of the 5.

Let me guess: I suppose he's bought the sherpa blanket for the hovel, where no doubt Our Bet is struggling to get out of the front door because of snow.

 

[historymystery]

This is the nearest ‘not a direct comparison ‘ to Monkey of the Masons.
D*ck Head?

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There are several thoughts that spring to mind when viewing that image, but I must try to retain at least some decorum....

 

[historymystery]

Pete finishes the WhatAChump watches with "these are Swissness on your wrist", and now there's a lecture on collagen.... He's had some problems with his cartidge. Well, I buy my printer cartridges from Cartridge People, if that's any help.

Time I made a cup of tea/watched some paint drying/stuck pins in myself, methinks.

 

[Muttley]

I've been watching the last 2 episodes of the Wolf Hall sequel on BBC iplayer this evening so haven't been watching IW. Mark Rylance's portrayal of Thomas Cromwell was outstanding, and the acting was even better than selly telly presenters when they claim there's been a pricing error and there should be two zeros on the end!

Just looked and Pedro was on flogging collagen, making no sense as usual. I think I'll get a cup of tea and read my book, I can't stand too much hysteria on a Sunday night

 

[exmothian]

Wow. What a journey to Wakefield. Lucky to make it there and back. Still, Mason would have made a long term story out of similar.

Not the old Xmas Eve story surely

 

[galesgal57]

Crusty shorts alert!

 

[Jazzydrury]

Just turned on IW for a pick me up, and it’s Pervy Pete in Shorts

 

[galesgal57]

He reckons he's been using the Vibroplate for over 10 years, and didn't put the handle on his straight away. The original machines that Rick Hay used to demonstrate on old IW didn't have a handle to hold onto, I know because I bought one. It was a very bulky, heavy disc shape. He keeps calling it Vibrapower, which is the trade name of the original machine, not the one he is selling. He's lost 6 stones using it now. Total made up bull.

 

[Muttley]

Just turned on IW for a pick me up, and it’s Pervy Pete in Shorts

I could only last about 20 seconds before I switched off in horror

 

[Jazzydrury]

He is showing his belly

 

[galesgal57]

He just said Emma from Bristol, who is a wheelchair user has lost six and a half stone using the vibration plate! I just texted in to tell him to stop calling it the Vibrapower or I would report them. They obviously read it, because Pedro just called it Soulsmart, and said there are similar makes.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

 

[galesgal57]

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[Battiola73]

Just turned on IW for a pick me up, and it’s Pervy Pete in Shorts

I did the same and turned rapidly to another channel

 

[Professor Branestawm]

He just said Emma from Bristol, who is a wheelchair user has lost six and a half stone using the vibration plate! I just texted in to tell him to stop calling it the Vibrapower or I would report them. They obviously read it, because Pedro just called it Soulsmart, and said there are similar makes.

This sort of thing happens more and more when he’s on. I do not believe he’s a nice man at all. The mask slips. And he’d have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for us meddling forum members….
No wonder they don’t want people to read…

 

[Muttley]

This sort of thing happens more and more when he’s on. I do not believe he’s a nice man at all. The mask slips. And he’d have gotten away with it, if it weren’t for us meddling forum members….
No wonder they don’t want people to read…

He seems to be increasingly desperate to make a sale recently, I wonder if they have targets to reach. He then gets muddled and can get stressed, it was reported on here a few days ago that he was annoyed with the gallery and didn't try to hide it. I'm sure many of us on here are aware of the incident a few years back when he was suspended for his on screen rant about eastern Europeans. As you say the mask slips and we get a hint of what he's really like.

Prof, love the Scooby Doo reference "those meddling kids"

 

[Duke of Cheese]

It’s clear to see there is an edge to him behind that affable comedic front he presents. That is a definite fact with his strange outburst four or five years ago that was recorded live on television, which he was subsequently suspended for. But again, a few days ago, you could see his impatient side coming out when a graphic (I think it was a graphic) was presented on screen that he felt there was no reason to show. Also, when he is waiting for information via his earpiece, you can notice on occasions that irritable side again when it doesn’t arrive as quickly as he requires. From what I have seen over the years, I certainly wouldn’t want to be either working with him or for him.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

His Debbie Reynolds story at around 19 minutes. Comes over as incredibly camp during this appearance.

 

[HughTwo]

Who'd have thought it, Dirty Peter involved a premium-rate phone number scam described as, "The programme, which was dogged by criticism that its questions were ambiguous and arbitrary"

Amazing he never references this tale that Frank Sinatra signed him an autograph.
Frank only had a full head of hair because he took four collagen capsules a day.
He did it "My Way............on four flexis"..