Random musings and general banter.

[Jazzydrury]

Anybody got the snow yet, Dads car is covered but not the road

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Nothing in Nottingham.

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nothing in Nottingham.

Looking at radar it’s pushing up

 

[historymystery]

Ah well, away to miss IW today, just finishing up getting ready for visitors, so if I'm on later, will have consumed plenty of probably the best refreshments i've probably ever owned, first in the UK to see and first in the UK to drink.

Ah, but did you get them insured before you partook and were they the same as you'd get in Harrods Food Hall, but reduced by 95%? And I trust your visitors confirmed that they were probably the best refreshments they'd ever had?

 

[historymystery]

For a channel, that bangs on about health and fitness

They have the presenters who some can’t do 2 weeks without falling ill

Only those presenters who forget to use their Emu Balm.....it cures all ills, dontcha know..

 

[historymystery]

I see the Moronics back on.
Obviously didn't take my comments on board about his shonky looking beard.
He thinks he's the bees knees.
Actually looks like he's had a manky tortoiseshell cat strapped to his face.
Mind you if he starts doing his crappy cat impersonations he could complete the experience.

Anybody else done a picture comparison between the bearded Masonic One and an elderly King George V? 'Av a google - they were surely brothers by another mother...

 

[Muttley]

Anybody got the snow yet, Dads car is covered but not the road

A few flakes in Watford this morning, nothing in London so far

 

[historymystery]

why is Pete wearing a Rubik's Cube round his neck when he's flogging the oil filled radiators?

 

[historymystery]

We always call him Resemblance.
Love his dodgy cooking techniques and unsavoury hygiene practices.
Filthy cloths used for everything kept in the holster on his belt.
Not surprising they're all getting the lurgy, Peter Simon muttered something recently about 'I think I've got the worms'.

The worms are probably thinking 'oh no, I've got Peter Simon!!!'

 

[Jazzydrury]

this may sound daft, can somebody message me, I need to open up

 

[Jazzydrury]

Or is it ok for me to message anybody on here

 

[Jazzydrury]

I’ve slicenced the forum lol

 

[Jazzydrury]

Nobody watching Watches

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Anybody else done a picture comparison between the bearded Masonic One and an elderly King George V? 'Av a google - they were surely brothers by another mother...

Can’t see it myself…

 

[exmothian]

WTF is a Panafilio.The boys in the gallery are going mad about it.

 

[Megabazus]

L

We always call him Resemblance.
Love his dodgy cooking techniques and unsavoury hygiene practices.
Filthy cloths used for everything kept in the holster on his belt.
Not surprising they're all getting the lurgy, Peter Simon muttered something recently about 'I think I've got the worms'.

Always gives me the creeps watching him, found this picture of him in his home kitchen / cellar

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Anybody else done a picture comparison between the bearded Masonic One and an elderly King George V? 'Av a google - they were surely brothers by another mother...

This is the nearest ‘not a direct comparison ‘ to Monkey of the Masons.
D*ck Head?

 

[Scraping the barrel]

I must admit to buying the leather holdall and matching bags in navy. They are excellent quality, and I love them I paid £39.99 when they were on offer in September.

Witchcraft! You’ve been taken over by evil spirits!

I can sell you some of the finest Emu Balm which should cure your condition, Now go have a lie down in a dark room

 

[Kit10]

They always remind me of the market traders back in the 1960s. Used to go down Shepherds Bush Market on a Saturday with my mum. There was one selling meat and another selling towels, bedding etc, both from the back of large vans. Similar down Gosport Market on Tuesdays in the 70s. Don’t remember Mum buying anything from any of them. She preferred to buy from our local butchers and towels, bedding came from the Coop as she got her divi. (Still remember her divi number of 60 years ago)

They did have all the patter but they usually sold a lot of their stock and the same people came back week after week. Mind you I think they used to have a ringer in the crowd.

And no, I didn’t text in as Lee from Ventnor

70112 was my Mum and Dads Co Op number. God knows why I still remember that, I’d struggle to remember what I had for dinner yesterday!

 

[HughTwo]

Dirty Peter trying to flog that Lamborghini watch for two-and-a-half grand, and expecting us to believe people are clamouring for them.

"There are four of you there...............there are five of you there............if you have one in your basket, CHECK OUT".
Complete garbage. Not even Trevor from the Cotswolds in buying that.

Sounds like Pedro has a touch of the lurgy that Emma passed on to Torchy*

*Not a direct comparison.