Random musings and general banter.

[Scraping the barrel]

Ok,been thinking about this for a long time now and it has to be said,totally out of context I know but just so I can get it off my chest: Here we go and I apologise in advance to everyone..

Was that a Joe Remblance doppelgänger earlier? Could be. A good one too.
He certainly bears some semblance of resemblance to Remblance!

Done! That’s much better

 

[Muttley]

Incontinence knickers, Herself just utters. Was that an angry retort at herself or a product. I’ve just walked in from walking the dogs and it’s that dreadful woman, who’ll say anything for a sale, going way too deeply (pardon the pun) into matters. How do these people do this job every day? My God…Switch off before she takes a pis…on the studio floor…

I my not be on TV, but my job doesn't require me to talk about incontinence knickers (at least not to any customers!!)

 

[HughTwo]

Oh my god, I turned over and Herself was talking about 'leakage' and 'odours'.

I had to change channel for fear she was about to bring on Peter van Piddlepants for an "expert" demonstration.

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Did they marker pen a flap on the same pants a couple of weeks ago and pretend they were for men? Utter charlatans.

Well,let’s face it..Ideal World is PANTS!

 

[Scraping the barrel]

That’s it Gen! New Year,New You!
Get some leakproof knickers ! That’s what I say….Trevors in(pervert!)

 

[Scraping the barrel]

Wonderfully descriptive texts ‘flooding in’ as it were…must turn off now

 

[Dr Quincy MkII]

Simon Iles apparently texting in now. What a weird channel this is.

was he looking for work?

 

[Duke of Cheese]

I almost got the impression it was a fake text to wind up. Alex. May be wrong?

 

[Niwa]

Niwa, may I add arrogant, aggressive and scruffy to your description of Moronic Mike of the Masons?

You certainly can and feel free to add any other negative personality adjectives you can think of.
Unscrupulous, bigheaded showoff?

 

[Niwa]

Ok,been thinking about this for a long time now and it has to be said,totally out of context I know but just so I can get it off my chest: Here we go and I apologise in advance to everyone..

Was that a Joe Remblance doppelgänger earlier? Could be. A good one too.
He certainly bears some semblance of resemblance to Remblance!

Done! That’s much better

We always call him Resemblance.
Love his dodgy cooking techniques and unsavoury hygiene practices.
Filthy cloths used for everything kept in the holster on his belt.
Not surprising they're all getting the lurgy, Peter Simon muttered something recently about 'I think I've got the worms'.

 

[Jazzydrury]

For a channel, that bangs on about health and fitness

They have the presenters who some can’t do 2 weeks without falling ill

 

[Jazzydrury]

Thanks to everyone who was so kind yesterday. Still Didn’t sleep.

Has anybody took sleeping pills, are they really that addictive, that is why I’d rather not

 

[Muttley]

We always call him Resemblance.
Love his dodgy cooking techniques and unsavoury hygiene practices.
Filthy cloths used for everything kept in the holster on his belt.
Not surprising they're all getting the lurgy, Peter Simon muttered something recently about 'I think I've got the worms'.

Clearly the collagen isn't helping that

 

[Muttley]

Thanks to everyone who was so kind yesterday. Still Didn’t sleep.

Has anybody took sleeping pills, are they really that addictive, that is why I’d rather not

I haven't personally, but doctors are usually reluctant to go down that road straight away. Just take things slowly, try to follow some of the tips on here, and please don't get despondent if you don't get immediate results.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Can they not find it within themselves to fork…FORK…out for a decent, competent culinary demonstrator? That said, anything resembling competent and candid on that channel just makes the rest of them look even more incapable and shifty.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I haven't personally, but doctors are usually reluctant to go down that road straight away. Just take things slowly, try to follow some of the tips on here, and please don't get despondent if you don't get immediate results.

Seems you realise I’m the type who would get despondent.

I’m down the doctors on Tuesday, so want some positive vibes for her

 

[Jazzydrury]

Can they not find it within themselves to fork…FORK…out for a decent, competent culinary demonstrator? That said, anything resembling competent and candid on that channel just makes the rest of them look even more incapable and shifty.

I’d ring Paul Brodel, and say to him how much would u want to even do like 2 hours a week

 

[Duke of Cheese]

John Campbell, I thought, was a first class demonstrator of kitchen devices. He had a very personable and decent manner about him. He also used to make it clear that he wasn’t a trained chef, but he was streets ahead with what he cooked of people like Chocolate Sausage Blancmange Remblance and that other buffoon, Flaming Chef Mark. He also seemed to display an honest and a straight forward approach to his appearances, so I would imagine he wouldn’t be very keen to work there.

 

[Jazzydrury]

I know we’ve taken the mick out of Mark, but seriously if he has issues, being on TV isnt fair on him

 

[Jazzydrury]

Joe I like but I’d make him a presenter