Random musings and general banter.

[Francy19]

I’m on a rant tonight

 

[galesgal57]

I like a nice handbag, but I can't abide snakeskin. He's thinking of the Birkin bag, which they certainly aren't. Roly Birkin from the Fast show wouldn't even like it, but then again, he was very very drunk.

 

[historymystery]

What's with that crappy tinny music they play? Sounds like someone clog dancing on a mandolin. Anyways, just been watching Personality Pete flogging the LCD Smart Stand TV - he's full of 'wonderful', 'just look at this', etc. etc. but no idea if he actually has any idea of what it is he's flogging....some actual information might be nice. It could be a giant's jockstrap for all the actual details he's giving.

Now he's begging two buyers to check out quickly - Huge Pr........ - oops, sorry, it's Hugh and Nick, I must have misheard - now he's going through the farce of pretending to be amazed that they've sold out. It's like amateur night, his acting is that good.

Oh no, pure unadulterated luxury is on next......"the inspiration from the Hermes" - what Hermes would that be, Pete? The Hermes brand name? Or is he expecting a visit from Hermes, the herald of the gods? Hang on, he's telling us the famous bag that this item was inspired by begins with a B. Actually, Pete, I can think of plenty of words beginning with B that describe your presentation, but let's leave it there.....

 

[Francy19]

That heater didn’t sell out earlier. You can add them to your basket. Just checked. First layer snake print leathers. Now that’s a mouthful

 

[Duke of Cheese]

A great tablet to use on the tube…

 

[Jazzydrury]

Turned over for one minute, and he’s talking about insuring bags

 

[Francy19]

Insure it think he’s been sniffing glue in the break. He’s gone mad

 

[Duke of Cheese]

Insure a cheap bag. He almost made himself laugh. Completely out of control.

 

[Francy19]

Ulta luxury. Think Pedro is inventing his own language

 

[Kit10]

Sir, I should like to add my very rare Hermes Birkenstock Handbag to my household insurance for approximately £124k. The man on the telly said I should. I would also like to add my iPad on a stick and my AI heater. Thanks very much,
Yours sincerely
Mrs Gullible.

 

[historymystery]

Turned over for one minute, and he’s talking about insuring bags

I'm getting the feeling that some insurance brokers are wetting themselves with laughter at this moment at the very thought...

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He picks those prices out of his head as he goes, doesn’t he?

 

[historymystery]

"The world is fast-paced, it's demanding in everyday life".......so this is about flogging bamboo mattresses. It's anti-mercurial, (so does that mean you'll never get mercury poisoning, Pete?). "There will be no more odours". "It's good if you have irritation problems"......Well, only with you, Pete.

And Chelsea will win the cup final and my Premium Bonds will yield 20 million.... OK, so I made up the last sentence...

 

[galesgal57]

God he’s making my p*ss boil tonight

Makes mine boil every time he says few of us could ill afford to buy an item. How the f*ck does he know what we can't and can' afford.

 

[galesgal57]

Sincerely! You don't know the meaning of the word. He loves it when they are supposedly beating Amazon, but never mentions it on the many occasions when they don't.

 

[Duke of Cheese]

He raises key points about degregating mattresses and anti-mercurialnessness…BEATING THE GREAT AMAZON with a non-direct price comparison. This channel is definitely a comedy sketch.

 

[Hammy60]

Sincerely! You don't know the meaning of the word. He loves it when they are supposedly beating Amazon, but never mentions it on the many occasions when they don't.

It's not a direct comparison though, there are cheaper similar toppers on Amazon, they've just picked a dearer one from a different brand.

 

[historymystery]

Ulta luxury. Think Pedro is inventing his own language

How many times has he said "anti mercurial" instead of antibacterial or antimicrobial? Does he have an aversion to the name 'Muriel' and means anti-Muriel do you suppose? He wins the Gobbledegook Award of 2024 hands down.

 

[galesgal57]

Don't judge us by your standards, ripped, stained, lumpy, bumpy mattresses, springs sticking up. Maybe in your hovel, Pedro, but certainly not in any of ours.

 

[historymystery]

He raises key points about degregating mattresses and anti-mercurialnessness…BEATING THE GREAT AMAZON with a non-direct price comparison. This channel is definitely a comedy sketch.

He raises key points about degregating mattresses and anti-mercurialnessness.
I suffered from both of those. But a trip to the local Council tip to dump the mattress helped with the first and a course of tablets cured me of the second. I am now mercurialnessness free.